Laloo the Matchmaker

Posted by 29 June, 2012 (0) Comment

After Having Resigned As The CM Of Bihar, Laloo Decides To Go Modeling.
Once He Enters The Herd Of Buffaloes And Resting His Elbows On The Back Of The Cattle He Poses For The Photo. Next Day The

Photo Appears On The Front Page Of A Newspaper.
GUESS THE CAPTION !! Laloo, Third From Left !

Laloo Talks To His Son, “I Want You To Marry A Girl Of My Choice “. Son : “I Want To Choose My Own Bride”.
Laloo : “But The Girl Is Ambani’s Daughter.” Son : “Well, In That Case…”
Next Laloo Approaches Ambani , “I Have A Husband For Your Daughter.” Ambani: “But My Daughter Is Too Young To Marry.”
Laloo : “But This Young Man Is A Vice President Of The World Bank.”

Ambani: “Ah, In That Case…” Finally Laloo Goes To See The President Of The World Bank.
Laloo : “I Have A Young Man To Be Recommended As A Vice President.”
President : “But I Already Have More Vice Presidents Than I Need.”
Laloo : “But This Young Man Is Ambani’s Son-In-Law.” President : “Ah, In That Case…”

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I Want A KISS, please KISS me

Posted by 9 April, 2012 (0) Comment

I Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!

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If u limit ur choices

Posted by 11 March, 2012 (0) Comment

If You Limit Your
Choices Only to Wh8
Seems Possible Or
Reasonable,
You Disconnect
Yourself From Wh8 You
Truly Want And All That
Is Left A
Compromise

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3 Comedy Lines In College Life

Posted by 26 July, 2011 (0) Comment

3 Comedy Lines In College Life.
1) PLz.Don’t Disturb I Want 2 Study.
2) No Class,Then Lets Go 2 Library
&
D Best 1 is
3) Sir,I Have A Doubt.

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Good Morning

Posted by 9 July, 2011 (0) Comment

Good Morning
i mean Good Evening
i mean Good Night hmmm..
i think..time is not important
i Just want 2 Say that i miss you.

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Sometimes

Posted by 9 July, 2011 (0) Comment

Sometimes, missing is more precious than being together..!

Because we miss only those people
whom we never want to MISS!

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Memories

Posted by 9 July, 2011 (0) Comment

Generally,
we believe our MEMORY is weak,
BUT
When we want to forget SOMEONE,
.
.
.
we realize how powerful our MEMORY Is..!

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Friendship SMS

Posted by 2 July, 2011 (0) Comment

Things I Want In A
RELATIONSHIP

EYES
That Won’t
CRY,

LIPS
That Won’t
LIE,

And

LOVE
That Won’t
DIE

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True friend

Posted by 5 June, 2011 (0) Comment

You’re a true friend,
That i want you to know,
Our love for each other
Has helped us to grow.
We’ve been through some tough times,
But we’ve made it through,
The only one i ever trusted was you.
Happy Best Friends Day

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Beauty isn’t worth

Posted by 5 June, 2011 (0) Comment

Beauty isn’t worth thinking about; what’s important is your mind. You don’t want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor

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