MuSharraf to his wife

Posted by 30 May, 2011 (0) Comment

MuSharraf to his wife,” what happened why you are sad?”

Begam,” Have not U read the newspapers?

Benazir say that “She wants Musharraf without Uniform”

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Bush & Musharaf

Posted by 30 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Bush & Musharaf Were Flying In A Plane.

Bush Said:
If I Drop A Billion Dollars
Here I Wil Make A Million People Happy

Musharaf Said:
If I Drop My Uniform I Will
Make My Whole Country Happy

Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN Said:
If I Drop This Plane
I Will Make The Whole World Happy!

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Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

Posted by 16 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Yahoooooo……!!!!

Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

(’;’)

Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card

Sub tayyar hay,

Ab bus….

Parhna baqi hay :p

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