Jitna Marzi Kan Lga K Sun Lo
Magrib Ki Aazan My Abi Buht Time Hy
Laloo To A Long-Distance
Telephone Operator :
â€œCOULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PATNA AND LAS VEGAS ?â€
â€œJUST A MINUTE,SIRâ€¦â€
AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*
Welcome aboard to â€œSweet Dreamsâ€ airline,
All passengers on bed hug ur pillows,
As the flight will be leaving soon to dream land.
Enjoy your timeâ€¦â€œGood nightâ€
ello ! This is our ATD
( Any Time Disturbance ) service.
We are the experts in disturbing
and irritating people at busy hours.
Our goal has been achieved.
Thank you!â€¦ â€œGood Nightâ€