Bush, Manmohan, Sonia and Aishwarya in Train

Suddenly There Is A Kissing Sound And Then A Slap! The Train Comes Out Of The Tunnel. The Women And Manmohan Are Sitting There Looking Perplexed.

Bush Is Bent Over Holding His Face, Which Is Red From An Apparent Slap. All Of Them Remain Diplomatic And Nobody Says Anything.

Sonia Is Thinking: These Americans Are All Crazy After Aishwarya. Bush Must Have Tried To Kiss Her In The Tunnel. Very Proper That She Slapped Him.

Aishwarya Is Thinking: Bush Must Have Tried To Kiss Me But Kissed Sonia Instead And Got Slapped.

Bush Is Thinking: Damn It. Manmohan Must Have Tried To Kiss Aishwarya. She Might Have Thought It Was Me And Slapped Me.

Manmohan Is Thinking: If This Train Goes Through Another Tunnel I Will Make Another Kissing Sound And Slap Bush Again.

Lets take decision

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Let’s Take Decision
To Value Our Nation
Won’t Forget Those Sacrifices,
Who Gave Us Freedom
Now Its Our Turn
To Have A Reformation.

HaPpY 61th InDePeNdEnCe DaY tO aLl (:

Lets Celebrate Dis Day.
D Day Dat Gave Us D Freedom Of Thought, Action, Faith n Speech

Short good Morning SMS

The difference between me and a bear is the thought of you couldn’t make me hibernate for more than 7 hours. good morning

I Woke Up

I woke up one day and thought something was missing. So I got up from my bed, grabbed my cell phone and sent you a morning greeting. Good a.m.

Good Night Wishes

A late night sms greting does not
only mean good night
It haz a silent message saying
you are my last thought @ night
Good Night

A daily thought

A daily thought…
A silent tear…
A Constant wish dat u r near…
Wordz r few bt thoughts r deep…
Memories of our frenship i’ll always keep!!

Musharraf Went To See The Doctor

Musharraf Went To See The Doctor
To Get The Results Of His Brain Scan

The Doctor Said:
Mr. President, I Have Some Bad News For You
First, We Have Discovered
That Your Brain Has Two Sides
The Left Side And The Right Side

Mushy Interrupted:
Well, That’s Normal, Isn’t It?
I Thought Everybody Had Two Sides To Their Brain?

The Doctor Replied:
That’s True, Mr. President
But Your Brain Is Very Unusual
Because On The Left Side There Isn’t Anything Right
While On The Right Side There Isn’t Anything Left

I can’t believe

I can’t believe he’s gone, I thought love would last but I was wrong.

Meaningful Thought SMS

Meaningful Thought
S U C C E S S
Introduces YOU
To The WORLD
F A I L U R E
Introduces The
WORLD To YOU . .

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