Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!
Life at the greatest and best is but a froward child, that must be humored and coaxed a little till it falls asleep, and then all the care is over.
Oliver Goldsmith (1728-1774) Irish writer, poet, and physician
The breeze has awakened the earth,
The sun gave brightness to the earth,
Birds gave melodious music to the earth,
Then its the time to wish my sweet friend
Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
Then the high priest tore his robes and said, “He has blasphemed! Why do we still need witnesses? Listen! You yourselves have just heard the blasphemy!
A Little Boy Went To An Ice Cream Shop & Asked:
How Much A Large Cup Costs?
The Boy Started Counting
How Much He Had In His Pocket.
Then He Asked:
How Much A Small Cup Cost?
The Boy Asked For A Small Cup.
He Had It, Paid Bill & Left.
When The Waiter Came To Pick The Empty Cup,
He Had Tears In His Eyes
2 See That The Boy Had Left
Rs.3 As Tip For Him.
Always Try To Give Something
To Everyone Out Of Whatever Little U Have
Fashion is always of the time in which you live. It is not something standing alone. But the grand problem, the most important problem, is to rejeuvenate women. To make women look young. Then their outlook changes. They feel more joyous.