3 Comedy Lines In College Life

Posted by 26 July, 2011 (0) Comment

3 Comedy Lines In College Life.
1) PLz.Don’t Disturb I Want 2 Study.
2) No Class,Then Lets Go 2 Library
&
D Best 1 is
3) Sir,I Have A Doubt.

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abraham lincon says

Posted by 2 July, 2011 (0) Comment

abraham lincon says ” if friendship is your weakest point then you are the strongest person in the world’

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Doctor & Wife

Posted by 31 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

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Life

Posted by 29 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Life at the greatest and best is but a froward child, that must be humored and coaxed a little till it falls asleep, and then all the care is over.

Oliver Goldsmith (1728-1774) Irish writer, poet, and physician

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Good Morning

Posted by 4 May, 2011 (0) Comment

The breeze has awakened the earth,
The sun gave brightness to the earth,
Birds gave melodious music to the earth,
Then its the time to wish my sweet friend
Good Morning

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Less Magical

Posted by 20 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

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Matthew 26:65

Posted by 19 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Matthew 26:65
Then the high priest tore his robes and said, “He has blasphemed! Why do we still need witnesses? Listen! You yourselves have just heard the blasphemy!

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Do Good & Forget

Posted by 13 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Millions Of Trees In World
R Accidently Planted By Squirrels,
Who Bury Nuts & Then Forget
Where They Hide Them

Conclusion 4m Above
Do Good & Forget

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Little Boy Went To An Ice Cream Shop

Posted by 13 April, 2011 (0) Comment
A Little Boy Went To An Ice Cream Shop & Asked:
How Much A Large Cup Costs?
Waiter:
Rs.15.
The Boy Started Counting
How Much He Had In His Pocket.
Then He Asked:
How Much A Small Cup Cost?
Waiter: Rs.12.
The Boy Asked For A Small Cup.
He Had It, Paid Bill & Left.
When The Waiter Came To Pick The Empty Cup,
He Had Tears In His Eyes
2 See That The Boy Had Left
Rs.3 As Tip For Him.
Moral:
Always Try To Give Something
To Everyone Out Of Whatever Little U Have

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Fashion

Posted by 9 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Fashion is always of the time in which you live. It is not something standing alone. But the grand problem, the most important problem, is to rejeuvenate women. To make women look young. Then their outlook changes. They feel more joyous.
Coco Chanel

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