BEST 3 COMEDY LINES IN COLLEGE LIFE…

Posted by 26 July, 2011 (0) Comment

BEST 3 COMEDY LINES IN COLLEGE LIFE…
1)plzzz..Don’t disturb i want 2 study!

2)No class,then lets go 2 library!

& d bst 1…

3) Sir,i have a doubt…!

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3 Comedy Lines In College Life

Posted by 26 July, 2011 (0) Comment

3 Comedy Lines In College Life.
1) PLz.Don’t Disturb I Want 2 Study.
2) No Class,Then Lets Go 2 Library
&
D Best 1 is
3) Sir,I Have A Doubt.

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Man & PostMaster

Posted by 31 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

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History Sir Was Sick

Posted by 16 May, 2011 (0) Comment

History Sir Was Sick
So Science Sir Was Asked 2 Set De Paper

Very 1st Q Shocked Da Students
Describe Akbar In Detail Wid A Neat Diagram
& Label Da Parts? ;->

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Examiner & Student

Posted by 16 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

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Teacher is a person

Posted by 2 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Teacher is a person who always helps everybody
to get the knowledge and always stands beside the students
when they have problems
Thanks for being there Madam/Sir.
Happy Teachers Day

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Happy Teachers Day!

Posted by 2 May, 2011 (0) Comment

I found guidance, friendship,
Discipline and love,
Everything, in one person.
And that person is you Sir.
Happy Teachers Day!

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Pathan As Operator

Posted by 10 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Aik pathan ko UFONE mein operator ki job mili
Phle e din ko us ko maar maar k nikal dia gya
Becoz
first call: Sir meri UFONE ki SIM block ho gai hai
pathan: to pagal ZONG le lo na

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Bill Gates Millionaire Jokes 140 Words

Posted by 3 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Billgates Gav 5$ Tip To The Waiter.
Waiter:
Sir, Yesterdy Ur Son Gave 50$ Tip
& U Gave Only 5$?

Billgates:
He Is The Son Of Millionaire,
I M The Son Of Farmer…

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Hindi Mix Jokes SMS Collection

Posted by 3 April, 2011 (0) Comment

1)Musharraf K
Isteefay Pr  Sochta
Hoon Faraz !
Woh To Hushboo Hai Hawaon  Main
Bikhar Jae Ga
Masla Tou MULK  Ka Hai
Jisay Ab Zardari Nigal
Jaey  Ga.

2). 1 Sardaar Ko TELENOR Mein Operator Ki Job
Mil Gai,
Pehli Hi Din
Call Aei,
“Sir !  Meri TELENOR ” Ki Sim
Block Ho Gai Hai”
Sardaar !  Te  Saaleya Tu
U FONE Di Sim Le La.

3). Indian To Pakistani ,
Hamary Pass Shahrukh ,
Amir ,Salman ,Akshay ,Amitabh, Hy
Tumhare Pass Kia Hai?
Pakistani !
Hamare Pass Faraz Hai………

4). Mujay Us Shahs Se Bohat Pyar Hai FARAZ,
Jo Masjid Mei Kehta Hai
Rozay Walio Roza
Khol Lo.

5). MY Last Wish !
Mujay Jla Dena,
Ya Dfna Dena,
Par Marty Waqt 2 Ghoont
Beer Pila Dena,
Mai Taj Mahal
Nahi Mangta  Yaro Bas
Meri  Qabar Par

Girls Hostel Bana Dena.
6). Girlz Aur Universities
Mein Aik Fact
Common Hai?,
?
?
?
?
?
Apply Har Taraf Krna Chahiye
………Kahee Na Kahee
Chance  Ban He Jaata Hai….

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