Ek dost doosrey se

Posted by 23 November, 2011 (0) Comment

Ek dost doosrey se: dost ye khushyn kia hoti hai?

Doosra :) pata nahi yar, meri tou Jawani main hee Shaadi ho gayi thi.

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Aakhon Me Noor Hai

Posted by 15 October, 2011 (0) Comment

“Aakhon me noor hai”
“Chehre pe surour hai”
“Koi larki mangey mera ‘Numbr’ to de dena”
Q . k
Meri shadi abhi bohat dooR hai.

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Mai Kisi Or Se Shadi Kr Rhi Hn

Posted by 16 August, 2011 (1) Comment

Girl Friend:
Mai Kisi Or Se Shadi Kr Rhi Hn
Mjhe Bhul Jao,
Boy Friend:
Na Tere Aane Ki Khushi
Na Tere Jane Ka Gum
Ja Meri Behan Ja
Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatam ;->

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Ek Aur Din Dhal Gya Kunware Pan Men

Posted by 16 August, 2011 (0) Comment

Taras Taras K Braste Hen Mere Ansu Roz Is Wqt.
K Aj Ek Aur Din Dhal Gya Kunware Pan Men:-)

(‘, ‘)
/) (\ Dekh Yar
_/\_ Shadi Nhi Krwa Rahe Ghr Wale:-

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Koi larki mangey mera Numbar

Posted by 16 July, 2011 (0) Comment

“Aakhon me noor hai”
“Chehre pe surour hai”
“Koi larki mangey mera ‘Numbr’ to de dena”
Q . k
Meri shadi abhi bohat dooR hai.

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1 Date Lazmi Laga Leni Chahiey

Posted by 16 July, 2011 (0) Comment

1 Larke Ki Shadi 1 Bohat Haseen Larki Se Hui
Wo Larka Us Larki Se Kabi Nahi Mila Tha Bus
Subse Uski Khubsurti Ki Tarif Suni Thi,
Pehly he din Larka Uska Ghnghat
Utha Kr Bola: Tumhain Kya Gift Chahye?
Larki Sharmati Hui Boli:
D0 Aap Ta Dil Talay,
Moral:
Kam Se Kam 1 Date Lazmi Laga Leni Chahiey.

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Indian Girl vs Pakistani Girl

Posted by 10 July, 2011 (0) Comment

Indian Girl:
Main To Us Se Shaadi Karungi
Jo Handsome Ho Ameer Ho Or Bht Pyar Kare
Or Tum?

Pakistani Girl:
Main To Us Se Shadi Karungi
Jise K Ghr UPS Laga Ho.

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Koi larki mangey mera Numbar

Posted by 30 June, 2011 (0) Comment

“Aakhon me noor hai”
“Chehre pe surour hai”
“Koi larki mangey mera ‘Numbr’ to de dena”
Q . k
Meri shadi abhi bohat dooR hai.

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Shadi ki Rat ho or

Posted by 30 June, 2011 (0) Comment

Shadi ki rat ho!
aap bister par bethe hoon or ghonghat
uthate hoey achanak ap ka “paad” nikal jaye
to aap kya kro ge?
1. Xcuse me bol kr bahar chale jao ge.
2. Air freshner karoge.
3. Begham ko bolo ge k tum ne mara hai na?
4. Tension me ek aur paad mar doge.
5. Paad marne ki aadat he mujh ko.
6. Us ko bolo ge k 5 min ruko me tatti ker k aya.
7. Kaho ge k mera pait kharab hai.
8. kaho ge k paad ka or moat ka koi time nahi hai

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1 Admi Ki Shadi Nai Ho Rahi Thi

Posted by 10 June, 2011 (0) Comment

1 Admi Ki Shadi Nai Ho Rahi Thi,
Wo Rozana 2 Rakat “SALAT-UL-HAJAT” Parhta Tha

Akhir Us Ki Shadi Ho Gai

Ab Wo Her Roz 4 Rakat
“SALAT-UT-TOBA” Parhta Hai:-D

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