Aakhon Me Noor Hai

Posted by 15 October, 2011 (0) Comment

“Aakhon me noor hai”
“Chehre pe surour hai”
“Koi larki mangey mera ‘Numbr’ to de dena”
Q . k
Meri shadi abhi bohat dooR hai.

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Koi larki mangey mera Numbar

Posted by 16 July, 2011 (0) Comment

“Aakhon me noor hai”
“Chehre pe surour hai”
“Koi larki mangey mera ‘Numbr’ to de dena”
Q . k
Meri shadi abhi bohat dooR hai.

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Ghazal ka unwan hai bijli chli gai

Posted by 5 July, 2011 (0) Comment

(Ghazal ka unwan hai
32 chli gai)
5 dn milay zindgi k magr?
Guzray he thay abi 4 k 32 chali gaiee..
Kal wapda k daftr meeting thee kuch khas!
Honay lagi takraar k 32 chli gai..
Moat ki trah iska b wakt na rha:- Eid ki shoping or bhara bazar k 32 chali gai.
Skool time or WAPDA ki zahaanat?
Nashta honay laga teyar k 32 chali gai..
Shadi walay din baray khush thay hum,
Galay parnay lagay thay haar k 32 chali gai.
zindgi rahi ta fer milan gy yar…Q k 32 chali gye

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Koi larki mangey mera Numbar

Posted by 30 June, 2011 (0) Comment

“Aakhon me noor hai”
“Chehre pe surour hai”
“Koi larki mangey mera ‘Numbr’ to de dena”
Q . k
Meri shadi abhi bohat dooR hai.

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Shadi ki Rat ho or

Posted by 30 June, 2011 (0) Comment

Shadi ki rat ho!
aap bister par bethe hoon or ghonghat
uthate hoey achanak ap ka “paad” nikal jaye
to aap kya kro ge?
1. Xcuse me bol kr bahar chale jao ge.
2. Air freshner karoge.
3. Begham ko bolo ge k tum ne mara hai na?
4. Tension me ek aur paad mar doge.
5. Paad marne ki aadat he mujh ko.
6. Us ko bolo ge k 5 min ruko me tatti ker k aya.
7. Kaho ge k mera pait kharab hai.
8. kaho ge k paad ka or moat ka koi time nahi hai

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Flirt Messages

Posted by 9 March, 2011 (0) Comment

Aakhon Me Noor Hai
Chehre Pe Surour Hai
Koi Larki Mangey Mera Number To De Dena
Q K Meri Shadi Abhi Bohat Door Hai

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Sardar 140 Words Hindi Msgs

Posted by 17 February, 2011 (0) Comment

Ek Sardar Apne Dost Ki Barat K Sth Gya,
Par Zakhmi Ho K Aya.
Ksi Ne Waja Puchi To Bola:
Barat Me Dulhe K Bap Ne Awaz Lagai,
”Me Munday Da Abba,Kithe Kuri Da Abba?”
Kuri Ka Baap Utha Or
Un Dono Ne Aps Me Pagrian Change Kar Li.
Phir 1 Or Admi Ne Awaz Lagai,
”Me Munde Da Chacha,Kithay Kuri Da Chacha?”
Uno Ne Kameez Change Kar Li
Os K Bad Mujse Raha Na Gya,
Mene Kaha,Me Munde Da YAR,Kithay Kuri Da YAR?
Bus Fair Danday,
Sotay Te Jutian Change Hoiyan

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