Tag Archives: Shadi Funny SMS

Aakhon Me Noor Hai

“Aakhon me noor hai”
“Chehre pe surour hai”
“Koi larki mangey mera ‘Numbr’ to de dena”
Q . k
Meri shadi abhi bohat dooR hai.

Ghazal ka unwan hai bijli chli gai

(Ghazal ka unwan hai
32 chli gai)
5 dn milay zindgi k magr?
Guzray he thay abi 4 k 32 chali gaiee..
Kal wapda k daftr meeting thee kuch khas!
Honay lagi takraar k 32 chli gai..
Moat ki trah iska b wakt na rha:- Eid ki shoping or bhara bazar k 32 chali gai.
Skool time or WAPDA ki zahaanat?
Nashta honay laga teyar k 32 chali gai..
Shadi walay din baray khush thay hum,
Galay parnay lagay thay haar k 32 chali gai.
zindgi rahi ta fer milan gy yar…Q k 32 chali gye

Shadi ki Rat ho or

Shadi ki rat ho!
aap bister par bethe hoon or ghonghat
uthate hoey achanak ap ka “paad” nikal jaye
to aap kya kro ge?
1. Xcuse me bol kr bahar chale jao ge.
2. Air freshner karoge.
3. Begham ko bolo ge k tum ne mara hai na?
4. Tension me ek aur paad mar doge.
5. Paad marne ki aadat he mujh ko.
6. Us ko bolo ge k 5 min ruko me tatti ker k aya.
7. Kaho ge k mera pait kharab hai.
8. kaho ge k paad ka or moat ka koi time nahi hai

Flirt Messages

Aakhon Me Noor Hai
Chehre Pe Surour Hai
Koi Larki Mangey Mera Number To De Dena
Q K Meri Shadi Abhi Bohat Door Hai