Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!

Posted by 26 July, 2011 (0) Comment

A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: “Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!”
The priest inquired: “Why must you pray so, my child?”
Girl: “That’s what I’ve written in my answer sheet in the examination!”

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Spanish Proverb

Posted by 6 May, 2011 (0) Comment

An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest. – Spanish Proverb

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Matthew 26:63

Posted by 19 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Matthew 26:63
But Jesus was silent. Then the high priest said to him, “I command you by the living God to tell us if you are the Messiah, the Son of God!”

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Matthew 26:65

Posted by 19 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Matthew 26:65
Then the high priest tore his robes and said, “He has blasphemed! Why do we still need witnesses? Listen! You yourselves have just heard the blasphemy!

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