1 pathan naha raha tha

Posted by 13 April, 2012 (0) Comment

1 pathan naha raha tha, k aik dost darwazey pe aaya,
Pathan aise he bahar aagaya,
Dost bola: Kuch to pehan lo yaar.
Pathan bhag ker andar gaya aur CHAPPAL Pehan ker aagaya…

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police & pathan sms

Posted by 4 March, 2012 (1) Comment

Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???

Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
“bus stop”
Tou hum ne rok dia :p

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Ek pathan

Posted by 22 February, 2012 (1) Comment

Ek pathan khana kha rha tha

kya ab wo khana b na khaye kya
jan lelo pathano ki

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roze ke dauran naswar laga rha tha

Posted by 12 August, 2011 (0) Comment

1 pathan: Roze ke dauran naswar laga rha tha,
2nd pathan: Abe ye kya tera roza nahi hai?
1st pathan: Mera Roza itna kamzor nahi jo naswar se toot jayega.

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Tum pehle Apni Shalwar

Posted by 6 July, 2011 (0) Comment

Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.
Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se amaaameri pehn k ghom rahe ho;-)

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Daryaaft or Ejaad me kya farq

Posted by 5 July, 2011 (0) Comment

Teacher
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad me kya farq hai ?
Pathan
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya
or phir.
dono ne mil kar mujhe EJaad kia.

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1 Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui

Posted by 5 July, 2011 (0) Comment

1 Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui

Sardar : tum iska sadka utar lo
.
To phir
.
.
Phir kya hona tha, PATHAN ne murghi k lye 1 “Bakra”
sadqa kar diya.

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Pathan ne Oxford univrsty mein top kia

Posted by 30 June, 2011 (0) Comment

Pathan ne Oxford univrsty mein top kia
Media:
“agay kya karna chahtay ho?
Pathan:
“Bachpan se 1 hi Khuwab hai k ham apna Lunday ki dukaan kholay ga”

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Dost pathan se

Posted by 29 June, 2011 (0) Comment

Dost pathan se: “tum to aaj doctor ke
pas janay walay thay, kyon nahin gay?”
Pathan: “yara ham kal jaey ga,
aaj hamara tabiat kharab hai.

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Daryaaft Or Ejaad Me Kya Farq

Posted by 25 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft Or Ejaad Me Kya Farq Hai ?

Pathan:
Mere Baap Ne Meri Maa Ko Daryaft Kya
Or Phir.
Dono Ne Mil Kar Mujhe Ejaad Kia.

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