Dedicated To All Masoom Pakistanis

Posted by 15 April, 2011 (0) Comment
Ghar Se Bhagi Larki
Kuch Dino K Bad Sherminda Sherminda
Wapis Apne Ghar Aa Gai.
Maa Ne Waja Poochhi To,
Larki Boli:
Larka To Kangla Nikla.
Ghar Rent Ka Tha.
Bike Loan Pe Thi.
Blackberry Mobile China Ka Tha.
Or To Or Larka Pakistan Me
Job Krne Wala Nikla.
Na Aane Ka Pata
Na Jane Ka.
Na Khilane Ko Paise.
Na Bonus.
Na Tarakki.
Na Pyar Ka Time
Or
Na Koi Over Time.
Dedicated To All Masoom
Pakistanis

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Memon SMS

Posted by 8 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Memon At Petrol Pump:
Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do.

Salesman:
Bhai Itna Sara Petrol
Dalva K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon:
Jana Kahan Hai
Hm To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen…

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Memon n Banana Shopkeeper

Posted by 8 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Memon:
Yeh Kaila(Banana) Kaisay Diya?

Shopkeeper:
1rs.

Memon:
60 Paisa Ka Deta Hai?

S.K:
60 Paise Mein To Sirf Chilka Milega.

Memon:
Ley 40 Paisay
Chilka Rakh Aur Kela Day De

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Memon , Punjabi Aur Pathan

Posted by 8 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Teen Dost Tha
Phela Pathan
Dusra Panjabi Or
Tesra Memon

Ramzan Ka Mahina Tha
Dostoo Na Bolaa Ka Yar Zakat Dana Ha
Too App Log Kasa Daite Ho

Too Phela Dost Pathan Bola:

Ka Hum Khali Maidan Ma Ja Kar Gol Daira
Banataa Ha Or
Asman Ma Paisa Uchalta Ha
Joo Paisa Daira Ka Bhair Jata Ha
Woo Zakat Kartta Ha
Or Joo Andar Houta Ha Woo Humara Houta Ha

Phir Punjabi Na Bola:
Ka Hum Aik Lakir Kachtta Ha
Or Paisa Uchalta Ha Joo Paisa
Left Hand Par Jatta Ha
Woo Zakat Karta Ha Or
Joo Right Hand Par Woo Humara

Phir Memon Dost Sa Poucha Ka Woo Kasa Karta Ha
Too Memon Ne Kaha:
Astag-Firullah App Log Assay Zakat Kartay Ho
Yea Lakir Fakir Keya Ha
Hum Khali Maidan Ma Jatta Ha
Or Paisay Asman Ma Uchalta Ha
Joo Paisa Asman Ma Gheya Woo Zakat Ka
Or Joo Paisa Necha Aaya Woo Humara

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Life SMS

Posted by 4 April, 2011 (0) Comment
Life Mein
=Paisa
=Payar
=Dost
Sab Aate Jate Rhte Hain
Par Tootay Howay DAANT Kbi Wapas Nhi Aate
Is Liye Samjhdar Bano
Or Msg Kr Diya Karo.
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Joke Of The Day

Posted by 2 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Joke Of The Day

Kante:
Ek Din Hum Sab Ko
Narakh Main To Jana Hi Hai
Yeh Kam Karo Aur Lambi Gadi Main
Jao Nahi To Pedal

Chante:
Ek Din Hum Sab Ko
Date Par To Jana Hi Hai
Ek Kam Karo
Gf Ko Bus Main Bithao
Aur Khud Jao Pedal (Paise Bacaho)

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Akkar Bakkar Bambe Bo Hele Versjonen

Posted by 27 March, 2011 (0) Comment

Hele Versjonen:

Akkar Bakkar Bambe Bo,
Assi Nawwe Poore So,
So Klota, Tittar Mota,
Chall Madari Paisa Khåta,
Paise Di Leyai Mithai,
Nawi Nawi Parjai,
Tittar, Maur, Kanda
Kanda Gea Multan,
Othey Wadde Wadde Palwaan
Khande Girrian Te Badaam
Marrea Mokka, Kaddi Jaan!

Kortere Versjon:
Akkar Bakkar Bambe Bo
Assi Nawwe Poore So
So Se Nikla Daagha
Chor Nikkal Ke Baagha
Maina Boli Katta Katt
Dabba Roti Biscuit

En Til:
Allah Hu, Lawaa De Khoo
Khoo Te Bæ Ke Namaz Parhie
Allah Nu Yaad Karrie
Ikke Sang Men Dikt…?

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