Aap Ki 5 Khubiaan

Posted by 10 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Aap ki 5 khubiaan

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Agar life mein kabhi koi acha kam kia hota to aj yeh jgaa khali na hoti

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Zindagi Azan Se Namaz Tak Ka Vaqfa Hai

Posted by 3 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Paidaesh Ke Vaqt Azaan Di Jati Hai
Magar Namaz Nai Parhi Jati
Or Mot Ke Vaqt Namaz Parhi Jati Hai
Magar Azan Nahi Hoti

Zindagi Azan Se Namaz Tak Ka Vaqfa Hai

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Darne Ki Kya Bat Hai?

Posted by 30 March, 2011 (0) Comment

Ek Admi Kabar Par Betha Tha
Musafir Ne Pucha Dar Nahin Lagta?

Admi:
Darne Ki Kya Bat Hai?

Ander Garmi Lag Rahi Thi To Bahar Aa Gaya

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Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya?

Posted by 30 March, 2011 (0) Comment

Wife:

Apka Dost Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kar Raha Hai
Aap Use Rokte Kyu Nahi?

Husband:
Main Kyu Roku?
Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya?

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Niche Ki Seat Pe Koi Tha Hi Nahi

Posted by 30 March, 2011 (0) Comment

Santa:
Train Me Nind Nhi Aayi
Upar Ki Seat Thi
Garmi Bahut Thi

Banta:
To Xchnge Krna Tha

Santa:
Kisse Karta?
Niche Ki Seat Pe Koi Tha Hi Nahi

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Me Main Shor Macha Dungi

Posted by 30 March, 2011 (0) Comment

Girl :
If You Will Try To Kiss Me Main Shor Macha Dungi

Boy :
Lekin Yahan To Dur Tak Koi Nahi Hai

Girl :
I Know Per Formality To Karni Hi

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Toba Kar K Soya Karo

Posted by 13 March, 2011 (0) Comment

Hazrt Ali R.A

Se Ek Shakhs Ne Pocha
Main B0ht K0shish Krta Hun Namaz-E-Fajr Parhun
Mgr Uth Nhi Pata

Hazrt Ali R.A Ne Frmaya:
Ye Nend Ki Wja Se Nhi
Balky Tum Sary Din J0 Gunah Krty H0
W0 Tumhri Gardanon Me Toq Hathon Me Hathkari
0r Paon Me Beri Bn Kr Tumhy Uthny Nhi Dety
T0ba Kr K Soya Kro Snd To Other.

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Bapu Ne Kaha Izzat Karani Hai

Posted by 9 March, 2011 (0) Comment

Bapu Ne Kaha Izzat Karani Hai
To Wife Ki Karo
Khyal Rakhana Hai To Wife Ka Rakho
Pyar Karna Hai To Wife Se Karo
Kiski Wife Se Nahi Batya

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