Laloo the Matchmaker

After Having Resigned As The CM Of Bihar, Laloo Decides To Go Modeling.
Once He Enters The Herd Of Buffaloes And Resting His Elbows On The Back Of The Cattle He Poses For The Photo. Next Day The

Photo Appears On The Front Page Of A Newspaper.
GUESS THE CAPTION !! Laloo, Third From Left !

Laloo Talks To His Son, “I Want You To Marry A Girl Of My Choice “. Son : “I Want To Choose My Own Bride”.
Laloo : “But The Girl Is Ambani’s Daughter.” Son : “Well, In That Case…”
Next Laloo Approaches Ambani , “I Have A Husband For Your Daughter.” Ambani: “But My Daughter Is Too Young To Marry.”
Laloo : “But This Young Man Is A Vice President Of The World Bank.”

Ambani: “Ah, In That Case…” Finally Laloo Goes To See The President Of The World Bank.
Laloo : “I Have A Young Man To Be Recommended As A Vice President.”
President : “But I Already Have More Vice Presidents Than I Need.”
Laloo : “But This Young Man Is Ambani’s Son-In-Law.” President : “Ah, In That Case…”

Johnnie Walker n Laloo Yadav

“JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.”
And The Man’s Companion Says, “JACK DANIELS, SINGLE.”
The Bartender Approaches Laloo And Asks, “AND YOU, SIR ?”
Laloo Replies: “LALOO YADAV, MARRIED.”

Zardari SMS – Asif Zardari SMS

American –
In Our Country
A Man Had No Legs
We Put Him Artificial Legs Now He Is Race Champ.

Russian –
In Our Country Man Had No Arm
We Put Him Artificial Arm
He Is Now Boxing Champ.

Pakistani –
In Our Country
A Man Had No Brain
We Put Sindhi Cap On His Head
Now He Is Our President..

I love you(God)

One day a Man said 2 God: I
LOVE U THE MOST.

God took all his wealth n asked:
Do u love Me now?

The man said: More than before !
God made all his family against him so they all left him.

God asked:
Do u still love Me?
He said: Yes

God made him so poor that he had nothing 2 wear n eat !
God asked once more:
Do u love me now?

The man said: I love U even more than ever before because ..
THERE’S NOTHING BETWEEN US NOW!

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A man came home late at night

A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
“how would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?”
The man couldnt believe his luck: ‘that would be great’!
Monday passed and he didnt see her……
Tuesday and wednesday passed too…..
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye;)

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