Photo Me Smart Admi Kaun Hai?

Posted by 16 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Beta:
Apni Maa Se Purani Album Dekhte Hue
Maa Ye Photo Me Smart Admi Kaun Hai?

Maa:
Beta Ye Tumhare Papa Hai

Beta:
To Hum Iss Ganje K Sath Kyo Rehte Hai ?

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Kabhi Ghar Pe Bhi Ruka Karo

Posted by 2 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Dad:
Qutb Minar Kaha Hai?

Son:
Pata Nahi

Dad:
Kabhi Ghar Se B Bahr Nikla Karo

Son:
Jamil Kon Hai?

Dad:
Pata Nahi

Son:
Kabhi Ghar Pe Bhi Ruka Karo

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1 Husband Or 3 Bache

Posted by 1 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Boy :
Tum Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gi ?

Girl :
Nahi

Boy:
Lekin Q ?

Girl:
Mere Ghar Wale Nahi Mane Ge

Boy:
Tumhare Ghar Mein Kon Kon He ?

Girl:
1 Husband Or 3 Bache

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Us Ko Bhi Batana He Tum Ko Ho ??

Posted by 1 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Husband & Wife Hotel Mein Gaye
To Waha Aik Larki Ne Husband Se Hello Hi Kia

Wife :
Ye Kon Thi ???

Husband :
Ziada Dimagh Mat Khao
Abhi Us Ko Bhi Batana He Tum Ko Ho ??

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Na Jana Ya Ullu Ka Patha U Kon Hia

Posted by 30 March, 2011 (0) Comment

Aik Pathan Dosry Sa Apko Kabi Kisi Sa Pyar Hoia Hia?

Haan Yar Per Wo Manti Hi Nahi

Acha Kia Khati Hia?

Khati Hia

I Love U

Na Jana Ya Ullu Ka Patha U Kon Hia…….:-)

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Nasha Her Gham Bhola Deta He

Posted by 30 March, 2011 (0) Comment

Husband:
Tum Kon Hoo

Biwi:
Pagal Hogay Kya Apni Biwi Koo Bhol Gaye

Husband:
Nasha Her Gham Bhola Deta He

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Ghalti Ko Palay Ga Kon

Posted by 30 March, 2011 (0) Comment

Ghalti

Aik Modern Larkay Nay Apni Girl Friend Say Kaha
Aisa Kartay Hain Hum Tajurbati Taur Par Shadi
Kar Laitay Hain
Agar Hum Nay
Mahsoos Kiya Kay Hum Say Ghalti Ho Gae Hai
To Hum Hansi Khushi Alag Ho Jae Gay
Larki Nay Itminan Say Jawab Diya
Aur
Ghalti Ko Palay Ga Kon

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Zabardast Knowledge

Posted by 29 March, 2011 (0) Comment

General Knowledge..

1) Wo Kon Si Jagah Hai Jahan
Suraj Ki Kiran Sirf 1 Bar Parri
Ab Qayamat Tak Nahi Parregi.?

Ans: Darya-e-Neel Ka Centre..

2) Wo Kya Hai Jo Piya Jata Hai Khaya Nahi.?

Ans:Ghussaa

3) Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola
Or Jannat Men Jayega.?

Ans:Fir’on Ki Biwi Aasia.

4) Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Or Jahannum Men Jayega.?
Ans:Chihpkali (Lizard).

5) Insan K Jism Men Rooh K Rahnay Ki Jagah
Kahan Hai.?

Ans: Shehrag

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Hussain Bagh-E-Nabowat Ka Phool Hy

Posted by 29 March, 2011 (0) Comment
Mera Hussain Bagh-E-Nabowat Ka Phool Hy
Haider Ki Is Me Jan Hy Khoon-E-Batool Hy
Ktni Azeem Zaat Hy Mola Hussain Ki,
Jis K Lie Rasool K Sajdon Me Tool Hy
Dunya Me Aur Kon Hy Shabir K Bghair,
Aisa Swar Jis Ki Swari Rasool Hy
Guzra Jahan Jahan Se Nwasa Rasool Ka,
Ab Tak Wahan Khuda K Kram Ka Nazool Hy
Jis K Lya Yazid Ne Itnay Sitam Kiye,
Wo Takht To Hussain K Qadmon Ki Dhool Hy.
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English Kon Bola Ga

Posted by 29 March, 2011 (0) Comment

Agar Pakistani Team Ko Match Jeetny K Liye 1 Run Ki Zarurat Ho Jub K Un K Pas 5 Wickets Aur 5 Overs Hon Phr B Un Pe 1 Chez Ka Buht Presure Hota Hy,

Kya?

.

SOCHO,

.

Yehi K,

YA-ALLAH Agr Ye Match Jeet Gae To English Kon Bolega?

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