Husband wife mein larai hoi

Posted by 25 November, 2011 (0) Comment

Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

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1 Aadmi apni BV k sath jaa raha tha

Posted by 21 November, 2011 (0) Comment

1 Aadmi apni BV k sath jaa raha tha.
Raste mein usse 1 Dost mila jise Police ne pakra hoa tha!
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Aadmi: kia hoa…?
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Dost: Main ne apni BV ko maar dia..
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Aadmi: Kitni saza hoi..??
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Dost: 6 Hafte..
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Admi: Sirf 6 Hafte, Us ne ye suna or Police wale ki Gun se apni BV ko mar dia..
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Dost: Aabe ye kya Kiya!
Puri Bat to Sunta
Muje 6 Hafte mein Phansi ho Jae gi..!!

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