What is Marriage?

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What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…

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Beautiful Woman Was Asked To Describe Marriage

Posted by 8 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Once A Beautiful Woman Was Asked
To Describe Marriage…

She Said:
Sacrificing The Admiration Of Many Men
For The Criticism Of One Man! ;->

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Shaadi Ki Photo Dekh Lo

Posted by 8 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Jab Kisi Pr Bura Waqt Aata Hai
To Uske Saare Dost
0r Uske Ghar Wale
Uske Peeche Khare Hotay Hain

Yaqeen Nhi Aata
Tou
Kisi
Ki
B

Shaadi Ki Photo Dekh Lo

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Mai Kisi Or Se Shadi Kr Rhi Hn

Posted by 8 April, 2011 (0) Comment
Girl Friend:
Mai Kisi Or Se Shadi Kr Rhi Hn
Mjhe Bhul Jao,
Boy Friend:
Na Tere Aane Ki Khushi
Na Tere Jane Ka Gum
Ja Meri Behan Ja
Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatam ;->

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Meri To Jawani Main Hi Shaadi Ho Gai Thi

Posted by 8 April, 2011 (0) Comment
Ek Dost Doosrey Se:
Dost Ye Khushyn Kia Hoti Hai?
Doosra Pata Nahi Yar,
Meri Tou Jawani Main Hee Shaadi Ho Gayi Thi.

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What Is Marriage

Posted by 8 April, 2011 (0) Comment
What Is Marriage?…
Do Dilon Ka Bandhan…
Do Atmaon Ka Milan……
Do Bhabnaon Ka Sammilan…
Do Insan Ki Dhadkan
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Parents Need 2 Pay Dowry In Marriage,

Posted by 8 April, 2011 (1) Comment

Why Do Bride’s Parents Need 2 Pay
Dowry In Marriage?
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CA STUDENT:
Bcoz Excise Duty On Production
Is Payable At The Time Of Dispatch..!

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Wedding Groom Bride SMS

Posted by 8 April, 2011 (0) Comment
Attending A Wedding For
The First Time, A Little Girl
Whispered To Her Mother:
“Why Is The Bride Dressed
In White?”
Because White Is The Color
Of Happiness, And Today Is
The Happiest Day Of Her Life.
The Child Thought About This
For A Moment, Then Said,
So Why Is The Groom Wearing
Black…? ;->

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Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book….

Posted by 8 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya
Key Aapko Konsi Book Sab Sey Ziada Pasand Hai?

Biwi:
Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book….

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Jo Humesa Hasta Rehta Hai

Posted by 8 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Jo Humesa Hasta Rehta Ha Usko HUS+MUKH Kehte Hai
Par
Jiska Hasna Humesha Kliye Band Ho Gya Ho Use Kya
Kahenge?

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Got

No?
HUS BAND

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