Ho Raat Akely Pichlay Pehr

Posted by 21 February, 2013 Comments Off

Ho Raat Akely Pichlay Pehr
Aur Chand Aangan Mein Aa Jaye
Tum Chand Ki Manind Tanha Ho
Ye Baat Tum Ko Tarpa Jay
Kuch Khawab Saja Ka Palkon Py
Tum Chand Se Batain Kar Lena
Hum Yaad Tumhain Hi Kartay Hai
Tum Yaad Humain Bhi Kar Lena
Kuch Baat Na Ho Aesy Main
Num Aankh Tumhari Ho Jaye
Tum Baat Kaheen Pay Karta Ho
Dil Or Kaheen Pay Kho Jaey
Jazbaat K Aisy Aalam Main
Muskan Labon Pay Bakher Lena
Hum Yaad Tumain He Kartay Hai
Tum Yaad Humain Bhi Kar Lena

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Sms about Funny

Posted by 11 June, 2012 (0) Comment

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him, don’t stress my son
u should see the one who is reading this!!

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Propose Day SMS

Posted by 8 February, 2012 (1) Comment

Latest Way 2 Propose A Girl…Boy:
Excuse Me..!
Girl:
Jee…

Boy:
Mere Hone Wale Bachon Ki Taraf Se Apko Happy Mothers Day…

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Ab Yahan Kya Certificate Doon

Posted by 24 January, 2012 (0) Comment

U R The Biggest Fool In This World
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Ab Yahan Kya Certificate Doon
Haan. ..

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Funny Couple SMS

Posted by 13 December, 2011 (0) Comment

A couple had a fight whole night…
Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.
Wife – You are sorry for fighting with me?
Husband – No… Today is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagin Pee Le….

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Jab Bacha Paida Hota Hy To

Posted by 19 October, 2011 (0) Comment

Jab bachcha paida hota hy to saray
khandaan walay usay daikhnay aatay hain.
Bachchay ka baap kehta hai:
“meray betay ka chehra to meray pay gya hai.”
Chacha kehta hai:
“is k hath paon tou bilkul meray par gaey hain.”
Maa kehti hai:
“iss ki naak meray pay gai hai.”
Mamu kehta hai:
“is k kaan meray par gaey hain.”
Phir jab wohi bacha thora bara ho k sharartain krta hai tou
saray khandan walay kehtay hain:
“Pata nai haraam da kiday tay gaya wa.

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Friendship Means

Posted by 10 October, 2011 (0) Comment

Friendship Means:
U happy, I happy
U sad, I sad
U cry, I cry
U laugh, I laugh
U fell down in mud
I Dance Dhinchak Dhinchak..!

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BUNK d Classes

Posted by 18 September, 2011 (1) Comment

A Belated Teachers’ Day

Its A Humble Request
“80% Of Teachers r
Suffering From Throat
Pain By Teaching Students.”
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BUNK d Classes As Much
As Possible
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Save Our Teachers

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A Special Package For Business Men

Posted by 18 September, 2011 (0) Comment

An Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife’s Ticket Free

After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply…

“Which Trip ?”

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Achank kisi ki Awaz i Ruk Jao

Posted by 6 July, 2011 (0) Comment

Admi bahut gehri soch men road par chal raha tha.
Achank kisi ki Awaz i Ruk Jao
Wo Ruk gia.
1 Pathar us k samny gir.
Wo na Rukta to Pathar us k sir py lagta.
Wo phir chal pra.
Road cross krny laga to phir Awaz i Ruk Ja.
Wo Ruk gia.
Road pe Car tezi se guzri,
Wo bach gia.
Wo Chilaya.
Kon ho Tum?
Awaz i k men Musibat sy Bachany wala Farishta hon.
Wo phir Chillaya
Tum us waqt kahan thy jab meri shadi ho rahi thi..?

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