Tag Archives: fail

Relation SMS

Making relation is very simple
but keeping it is very difficult..
If I fail anytime,
give me grace marks n promote
me cause I dnt want2 lose u.

If You Fail in Exam

If You Fail in Exam:

Mom Says 3 Words “Thora Parh Lete”

Dad Says 3 Words “Ye Nahi Sudhrega”

Lover Says 3 Words “How Could You”

Friend Says 3 Words

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“Mein Bhi FAIL”

FAther & Son

Father to Son: Is Baar Exam main Pass huwe ya Fail,
BIKE Zarur Dilaunga.
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Son: Konsi Bike?
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Father: Paas Huwe to HONDA 70,
College Jaane k Liye
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Fail hue to YAMAHA 100
Doodh Bechne k Liye. :-)

In EXAM. . .

When You Know
You Are Going To Fail
In EXAM. . .
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“Talk The Entire Way Through
The Exam. Read Questions Aloud,
Debate Your Answers With
Yourself Out Loud.
If Asked To Stop, Yell Out,
“I’m SOOO Sure You Can Hear
Me Thinking. . .”
Then Start Talking About
What A Jerk The Instructor Is. . . =P =D

Exams & GirlFriend

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

Big Boss Chahtay Hain

Paper Mein Fail Honay Pay
Abu Ny Sirf Itna Kaha K..

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‘Big Boss Chahtay Hain
K Ap Ghr Sy Nikal Jaye’

Apka Beta Allama Iqbal

Father:
What About Ur Result?

Son:
Wo Headmster Saab Ka Beta Fail Hy

Father:
What About U?

Son:
Wo Dr.Sab Ka Beta B Fail Hy

Father:
N Whats Ur Result.?

Son:
Wo Khan Sab Ka Beta B Fail Hy

Father:
U Idiot, I M Asking About Urs….

Son:
To Aap Konsa Allama Iqbal Hay
K Apka Beta Pass Hoga…:-)