Ladki Garam Karne ka Tarika

Posted by 3 April, 2013 (0) Comment

Ladki garam karne ka asan tarika
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Ek bada microwave oven lain,

Aura ladki ko us main rakh kar oven on kar dain….

Khud he garam ho jaye gi..

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Girlfriend It’s 2 tight

Posted by 27 October, 2011 (0) Comment

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,

Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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boy what is that u keep in ur mouth

Posted by 26 October, 2011 (0) Comment

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

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Girlfriend Its 2 tight

Posted by 20 October, 2011 (0) Comment

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,

Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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as u go 2 bed 2night

Posted by 11 August, 2011 (0) Comment

As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight.
I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt,
i”LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..

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Girlfriend It’s 2 tight

Posted by 19 July, 2011 (0) Comment

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,

Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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boy what is that u keep in ur mouth

Posted by 19 July, 2011 (0) Comment

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

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Hindi Double Meaning Wife SMS

Posted by 13 May, 2011 (2) Comment

Wife:
Bs Krö
Rät K
12-Bje Se
Kr Rhe Hö
Or
Sübh K
8-Bj Chüke Häñ

Thäke Nhi?

Hsbäñd:
Ary
Ye Tö
Küch B Nhi
Ab Tö Me
Diñ
Rät Kröñ Ga

Q

K

500 Sms Free Jö Hain

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Ziyada Kanjoos Ho

Posted by 13 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Ab To Iqrar Kar Lo
Or Na Tarpao
Ab To Bata Do
Or Na Sharmao

K

Tum Mujhe Se
Mujh Se

Ziyada Kanjoos Ho

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Vich U R Thinkig R Right

Posted by 3 April, 2011 (0) Comment

There R Only 5 Things V Need In Life:
Gud Frends
Gud Job
Gud Food
Gud Sleep
&
GUD _UCK
Both D Things
Vich U R Thinkig R Right

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