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Agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho

Science Teacher:
Agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo,
isse woh theek ho jayegi.
Student: Par Mam use attack dilaya kaise jaye.

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Why we dont study the whole semester

Why we dont study the whole semester & spend sleepless nights during exams?

Coz..

Sahil ke sukun se hume inkar nahi,
Magar tufano se kashti nikalne ka maza hi aur hai…

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Typical student flips the coin & thinks

Typical student flips d coin & thinks…
Heads: will go to sleep
Tails: will watch movie
Stands: will listen music
Stays in air: will study

Pehle ye batao paper kub hai?

1000 pages ki book kitne din men parhi ja sakti hai?
Writer: 6 month
Doctor: 2 month
Lawyer: 1 month
Prof: 1 week
Student: pehle ye batao paper kub hai?

Our parents hav many options for us

Our parents hav many
options for us like
Poison
Sleeping Pill
Hanging by Neck
Throwin from Building
But they choose
EDUCATION

socha
Tarpa Tarpa kar Marenge ;)

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