Agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho

Posted by 26 July, 2011 (0) Comment

Science Teacher:
Agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo,
isse woh theek ho jayegi.
Student: Par Mam use attack dilaya kaise jaye.

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Why we dont study the whole semester

Posted by 26 July, 2011 (1) Comment

Why we dont study the whole semester & spend sleepless nights during exams?

Coz..

Sahil ke sukun se hume inkar nahi,
Magar tufano se kashti nikalne ka maza hi aur hai…

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Life of a student: EXAM hai tension Nahi

Posted by 26 July, 2011 (0) Comment

Life of a student:

PC hai net Nahi,

ATM Hai paise Nahi,

Cell Hai balance Nahi,

EXAM hai tension Nahi,

Padna hai lekin saala mood nahi

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Where were u born ?

Posted by 26 July, 2011 (0) Comment

Teacher: Where were u born ?

Student: HoleNarsipura

Teacher: ok, tell da spelling?

Student: Sorry,I was born in Goa..

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A beautiful teacher

Posted by 26 July, 2011 (0) Comment

Behind every successful student,
there is one Girl feirnd..
But wht about a failed student..??
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A Beautiful Teacher..!!

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Typical student flips the coin & thinks

Posted by 26 July, 2011 (0) Comment

Typical student flips d coin & thinks…
Heads: will go to sleep
Tails: will watch movie
Stands: will listen music
Stays in air: will study

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Pehle ye batao paper kub hai?

Posted by 26 July, 2011 (0) Comment

1000 pages ki book kitne din men parhi ja sakti hai?
Writer: 6 month
Doctor: 2 month
Lawyer: 1 month
Prof: 1 week
Student: pehle ye batao paper kub hai?

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Agar aisa hota to aap meri biwi hotein…

Posted by 26 July, 2011 (0) Comment

Teacher – Agar sacche dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to woh poori hoti hai…!!!
Student – Rehne dain madam,
Agar aisa hota to aap meri biwi hotein…

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Our parents hav many options for us

Posted by 26 July, 2011 (0) Comment

Our parents hav many
options for us like
Poison
Sleeping Pill
Hanging by Neck
Throwin from Building
But they choose
EDUCATION

socha
Tarpa Tarpa kar Marenge ;)

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Yahooo! Exams ki Saari tayaari ho gayi

Posted by 26 July, 2011 (0) Comment

Yahooo.!
Thanks God
Exams ki Saari tayaari ho gayi
BluePen
BlackPen
ScaleEraser,
etcsab tayar hai
AB BUS.
Yad krna baqi hai.;-)

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