When I Came Home In The Rain,
Why U Didnâ€™t Take An Umbrella?
Why U Didnâ€™t Wait Till Rain Stopped.
Father Angrily Warned:
Only After Getting Cold,
U Will Realize.
Mother While Drying My Hair Said
Couldnâ€™t It Wait
Till My Child Came Home.
Happy MOTHERâ€™S Day
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A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
“how would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?”
The man couldnt believe his luck: ‘that would be great’!
Monday passed and he didnt see her……
Tuesday and wednesday passed too…..
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye;)
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
its so funnie how u say wut we had wuz “love”, yet when i let you go..u never came back.
A Little Boy Went To An Ice Cream Shop & Asked:
How Much A Large Cup Costs?
The Boy Started Counting
How Much He Had In His Pocket.
Then He Asked:
How Much A Small Cup Cost?
The Boy Asked For A Small Cup.
He Had It, Paid Bill & Left.
When The Waiter Came To Pick The Empty Cup,
He Had Tears In His Eyes
2 See That The Boy Had Left
Rs.3 As Tip For Him.
Always Try To Give Something
To Everyone Out Of Whatever Little U Have
“The beautiful spring came; and when Nature resumes her loveliness, the human soul is apt to revive also. ”
— Harriet Ann Jacobs