Happy Mothers Day 2010

Posted by 25 May, 2012 (0) Comment

When I Came Home In The Rain,

Brother Asked:
Why U Didn’t Take An Umbrella?

Sister Adviced:
Why U Didn’t Wait Till Rain Stopped.

Father Angrily Warned:
Only After Getting Cold,
U Will Realize.

But

Mother While Drying My Hair Said
Stupid Rain!
Couldn’t It Wait
Till My Child Came Home.
Happy MOTHER’S Day

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Find someone to love me

Posted by 30 November, 2011 (0) Comment

So Many Time
I Thought I’d Never
Find Sum1 To Love Me
d Way I Needed 2 B
Loved Then
U Came In My Life
&
Showed Me
Wh8 True Love
Really Is

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Good night

Posted by 9 July, 2011 (0) Comment

When an angel came to me,
she asked:
“What is your wish for tonight?”
I said “Please take care of the
person who’s reading dis message”
Good night!…

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Good Night SMS

Posted by 9 July, 2011 (0) Comment

I was looking out the window
thinking about the person I care most
& the person that came into my mind is U
so just wanna wish u Good Night!!!

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A man came home late at night

Posted by 31 May, 2011 (0) Comment

A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
“how would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?”
The man couldnt believe his luck: ‘that would be great’!
Monday passed and he didnt see her……
Tuesday and wednesday passed too…..
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye;)

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Wife & Husband

Posted by 31 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

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its so funnie

Posted by 21 May, 2011 (0) Comment

its so funnie how u say wut we had wuz “love”, yet when i let you go..u never came back.

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Thats MAA

Posted by 7 May, 2011 (0) Comment

When I came home in the rain,
My Brother Asked: Why U Didn’t take an Umbrella.
Sister:(Advised) why didn’t U wait till rain stopped.
Father(Angrily): Warned! only after getting cold, U will realize.
.
Mother: while drying my Hair, said,
“STUPID RAIN! couldn’t it wait, till my child came home.”
Thats MAA (Mother)

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Little Boy Went To An Ice Cream Shop

Posted by 13 April, 2011 (0) Comment
A Little Boy Went To An Ice Cream Shop & Asked:
How Much A Large Cup Costs?
Waiter:
Rs.15.
The Boy Started Counting
How Much He Had In His Pocket.
Then He Asked:
How Much A Small Cup Cost?
Waiter: Rs.12.
The Boy Asked For A Small Cup.
He Had It, Paid Bill & Left.
When The Waiter Came To Pick The Empty Cup,
He Had Tears In His Eyes
2 See That The Boy Had Left
Rs.3 As Tip For Him.
Moral:
Always Try To Give Something
To Everyone Out Of Whatever Little U Have

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The Beautiful Spring

Posted by 7 April, 2011 (0) Comment

“The beautiful spring came; and when Nature resumes her loveliness, the human soul is apt to revive also. ”
– Harriet Ann Jacobs

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