482 members can sit

Posted by 20 November, 2011 (0) Comment

48+2 Members can sit in a Bus.
5+1 can sit in a Car.
3+1 can sit in a auto
1+1 can sit in a Bike.
Only 1 can sit in my Heart,
That’s ‘U’ My dear valentine

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Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja

Posted by 7 November, 2011 (0) Comment

Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja,
Chalo sit stand kro
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Chalo bus karo ainda
SMS kertay rehna.

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Doctor & Patient

Posted by 14 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus.

Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: Give me the bad news first.

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That’s terrible! What’s the good news?

Doctor: There’s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers

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Tum nahi aaye lekin

Posted by 5 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Tum nahi aaye lekin,
Tumhari yaad chali aai hai.
Kal tum hamare saath the,
Aaj bas hum aur yeh tanhai hai.

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Mein Bhi Pakistan Hoon

Posted by 15 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Bus Stop Pe Larki Ko Dekh Kar Pappu Bola:
Tu Tou Meri Jan Hai
Tu Mera Iman Hai

Larki Ne Sandle Utari To Chintoo Bola:
Mein Bhi Pakistan Hoon, Tu Bhi Pakistan Hai

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Every Moment Is A Treasure

Posted by 13 April, 2011 (0) Comment
To Realize The Value Of:
1 Year
- Ask 1 Who Failed In An Exam.
1 Month
- Ask 1 Who Has Not Received His Salary
1 Week
- Ask 1 Who Has Stayed In Relative’s Home
1 Day
- Ask One Who Is Fasting
1 Hour
- Ask 1 Who Is Waiting For Someone
1 Min
- Ask 1 Who Had Just Missed A Bus.
1 Sec
- Ask 1 Who Had Escaped From An Accident…
Every Moment Is A Treasure,
Yesterday Is History,
2morrow Is A Mystery..
But Today Is A Gift,
That’s Why We Call It The ”Present”.
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Bus Stop

Posted by 10 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Buss stop p larka larki s bola: sandle to bohat achi phni hai
Larki boli: utaarun kya?
Larka bola: is s ziada achi to qameez phni hai ;)

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Zindagi Se Poocho Ye Kia Chahti Hai

Posted by 3 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Zindagi Se Poocho Ye Kia Chahti Hai
Bus Ek Teri Wafa Chahti Hai
Kitni Masoom Or Nadan Hai Zindagi
Khud Bewafa Hai Or Wafa Chahati Hai

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Bus Conductor & Driver

Posted by 3 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Bus Conductor & Driver
Mai Kiya Difference Hai?

Ans:
Condector So Jaye To Kisi Ka Ticket Nahi Katega

Or

Driver So Gaya To Sab Ka Ticket Kat Jayega :-)

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Impact Of Job Change

Posted by 3 April, 2011 (0) Comment
Impact Of Job Change
A Taxi Passenger Tapped The Driver
On The Shoulder To Ask Him A Question.
The Driver Screamed,
Lost Control Of The Car,
Nearly Hit A Bus,
Went Up On The Footpath,
And Stopped Centimeters From A Shop Window.
For A Second Everything Went Quiet In The Cab,
Then The Driver Said:
Look Mate, Don’t Ever Do That Again.
You Scared Me!”.
The Passenger Apologized And Said:
I Didn’t Realize That A Little Tap
Would Scare You So Much.
Driver Replied:
Sorry, It’s Not Really Your Fault
Today Is My First Day As A Cab Driver
I’ve Been Driving A Van
Carrying Dead Bodies 4 The Last 25 Years.
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