482 members can sit

48+2 Members can sit in a Bus.
5+1 can sit in a Car.
3+1 can sit in a auto
1+1 can sit in a Bike.
Only 1 can sit in my Heart,
That’s ‘U’ My dear valentine

Doctor & Patient

Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus.

Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: Give me the bad news first.

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That’s terrible! What’s the good news?

Doctor: There’s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers

Tum nahi aaye lekin

Tum nahi aaye lekin,
Tumhari yaad chali aai hai.
Kal tum hamare saath the,
Aaj bas hum aur yeh tanhai hai.

Every Moment Is A Treasure

To Realize The Value Of:
1 Year
– Ask 1 Who Failed In An Exam.
1 Month
– Ask 1 Who Has Not Received His Salary
1 Week
– Ask 1 Who Has Stayed In Relative’s Home
1 Day
– Ask One Who Is Fasting
1 Hour
– Ask 1 Who Is Waiting For Someone
1 Min
– Ask 1 Who Had Just Missed A Bus.
1 Sec
– Ask 1 Who Had Escaped From An Accident…
Every Moment Is A Treasure,
Yesterday Is History,
2morrow Is A Mystery..
But Today Is A Gift,
That’s Why We Call It The ”Present”.

Impact Of Job Change

Impact Of Job Change
A Taxi Passenger Tapped The Driver
On The Shoulder To Ask Him A Question.
The Driver Screamed,
Lost Control Of The Car,
Nearly Hit A Bus,
Went Up On The Footpath,
And Stopped Centimeters From A Shop Window.
For A Second Everything Went Quiet In The Cab,
Then The Driver Said:
Look Mate, Don’t Ever Do That Again.
You Scared Me!”.
The Passenger Apologized And Said:
I Didn’t Realize That A Little Tap
Would Scare You So Much.
Driver Replied:
Sorry, It’s Not Really Your Fault
Today Is My First Day As A Cab Driver
I’ve Been Driving A Van
Carrying Dead Bodies 4 The Last 25 Years.