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Wife subah mere chehre pe pani kyo dala

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Wife: subah mere chehre pe pani kyo dala.?

Husband: tumhare baap ne kaha tha k meri beti PHOOL ki tarha hai

isay murjhane mat daina.;-)

Maa Behen Bivi Beti

Suno Payare Bhaiyo
Imaam Shafi Farmatay Hein

Pak-Daaman Raho,
Tumhari Aurtein Pak-Daaman Rahein Gi.
Be-Shak Zina Qarz Hai,
Agar Tu Ne Isay Liya
To Adayegi Tere Ghar Walon
(Maa, Behen, Bivi, Beti) Se Ho Gi.

Aye Shakhs!
Agar Tu Aqal-Mand Hai To Iss Ko Jaan Le Bus.

(Jo Zina Krta Hai Wo Apne GHAR Ki Taraf RASTA Deta Hai)..