Nabi Pak Ki Juma Ki Sunnatain

Posted by 12 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Nabi Pak Ki Juma Ki Sunnatain:

- Acha Libas

- Ghusal

- Khushbu

- Miswak

- Surma

- Sura Kahf

agr ksi aur ko bhi btaen to,Ajar milega.

Jumma mubarak.

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Ajeeb dastan

Posted by 11 May, 2011 (1) Comment

Ajeeb dastan hoti hy Dosti ki,
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Larna milne se bhi acha lgta hy!
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Larr k manane wale b hote hain kuch,
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To kuch ko chirana acha lgta hy!
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Dost k muu se kuch sun’ne k lye,
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Usko tapana bhi acha lgta hy!
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Khatam hi nhi hoti ye baten apni,
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To kbhi khamosh reh kr muskurana acha lagta hy!
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Kuch doston me lgta hy mil gai dunya sari,
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Baqi sb ko phr Bhool jana acha lagta hy!
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YAARO hmesha sath rehna,
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Mujhko apna yarana acha lagta hy!
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LOVE YOU FRIENDS!

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Maan Ke Khidmat

Posted by 8 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Maan Ke Khidmat Karna Acha Lagata Hai

Maan Ka Beti Kehna Acha Lagta Hai

Maan Ka Sayaya Rahay Umer Bher Hum Per

Maan Ka Muskarana Acha Lagata Hain

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Great People Great Thought

Posted by 17 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Ek Sawal:
Maa Ke Liye Wo Koun Sa Kaam Hai..
Jo Beta Kare To Bura Aur Damaad
Kare To Bohot Achcha Lagta Hai
Socho
Biwi Ki Gulami
Gr8 Ppl Gr8 Thought :P

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Advice SMS

Posted by 13 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Tum Acha Kro Aur Zamana Tum Ko Bura Samjhe,
Ye Tumhare Haq Main Behtar Hay

Bjaye Is K Tum Bura Karo
Aur Zamana Tum Ko Acha Samjhe

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Golden Quotes SMS

Posted by 12 April, 2011 (0) Comment

“GOLDENWORDS”

1-Dosti Karne Se Pehle Surat Ko Nahi Sirat Ko Dekho.
2-Acha Dost Wo Hai Jo Tumhe Khush Dekh K Khush Ho.
3-Asal Dost Wo Hota Hai Jisay Door Reh K B Mohabat Ho.
4-Dost Ki Qadar Karo Kyun K Dosti Bohut Azeem Rishta Hai.
5-Dost Ko Nasihat Akele Mai Karo Aur Uski Tareef Mehfil Mai.

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Aap Ki 5 Khubiaan

Posted by 10 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Aap ki 5 khubiaan

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Agar life mein kabhi koi acha kam kia hota to aj yeh jgaa khali na hoti

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Memon Called A Newspaper Office

Posted by 8 April, 2011 (0) Comment

A Memon Called A Newspaper Office
And Asked:
Mera Baap Mar Gaya Hai, Kya Charges Hongay?

Newspaper:
Rs.50 Per Word.

Memon:
Oh Bohat Ziyada Hain,
Acha Likho “Ghafoor Bhai Died”.

Newspaper:
Sir! It Should Be Minimum 6 Words!

Memon:
Oh Ho!
Jara Sochnay Do…..
Acha Likho……

Ghafoor Bhai Died – Suzuki For Sale .

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Jhoot , Jhoot , Jhoot

Posted by 2 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Uncle Aik Bachay Se Kehte Hain :
Beta Aik Acha Sa Jhoot Bolo
Agar Mujhe
Pasand Agaya To Main Tumhien Paanch Rupay Doon Ga

Bacha Masoomiat Se :
Yeh Lo ! Abhi To Das Rupay Kahay Thay …. !!!!

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Khandaani Herkatain

Posted by 2 April, 2011 (0) Comment

Khandaani Herkatain

Aik Dost Dosray Se :
Yaar Har Party Mien Tum Yehi Kurta Kyun Pehantay Ho

Dosra Dost :
Kyun Ke Yeh Mera Khandani Kurta Hai

Mere Par Dada Ne Pehna
Phir Dada Ne Pehna
Phir Mere Walid Ne Pehna
Iss Liye Main Bhi Pehanta Hoon

Pehla Dost :
Ohh Acha .. Khair Yeh Batao K Tumhari Umar Hogai Hai Shadi
Ki Tum Kartay Kyun Nahi ..
Kya Koi Larki Pasand Nahi Ati

Dosra Dost :
Nahi Yaar Larkiyaan To Bohat Pasand Ati Hain

Pehla Dost :
To Phir Kyun Nahi Kartay

Dosra Dost :
Yaar Mere Par Dada Ne Nahi Ki Dada Ne Nahi Ki Mere Walid
Ne Nahi Ki To Phir Main Kaise Karloon ??

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