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Khuda Ka Shukar Hai

Pathan:
Khuda Ka Lakh Lakh Shukar Hai
Ke Pakistan 13 August Ko
Aazad Nahi Howa

Dost(Heran Hote Howe):
Kyon?

Pathan:
Phir Hum 14 August Kaise Manatay

1 Aadmi apni BV k sath jaa raha tha

1 Aadmi apni BV k sath jaa raha tha.
Raste mein usse 1 Dost mila jise Police ne pakra hoa tha!
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Aadmi: kia hoa…?
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Dost: Main ne apni BV ko maar dia..
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Aadmi: Kitni saza hoi..??
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Dost: 6 Hafte..
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Admi: Sirf 6 Hafte, Us ne ye suna or Police wale ki Gun se apni BV ko mar dia..
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Dost: Aabe ye kya Kiya!
Puri Bat to Sunta
Muje 6 Hafte mein Phansi ho Jae gi..!!

Exam SMS

Wo Murr Murr K Humen Dekh Rahy Thy
Aur Hum Unhen

Wo Murr Murr K Humen Dekh Rahy Thy
Aur Hum Unhen

Kyu K..

Exam Me Na Unhen Kuch Aata Tha
Aur Na Humen!

Miss SMS 140 Words

Miss:
Aaj Tum Late Kyun Aaye?
School 7 Baje Shuru Hota Hai Phir Dair Kyun Ki?

Kid:
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