Funny husband wife joke on over clever mind wife.
Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom
From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two
She reaches for a cricket bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can
Once she’s done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink
As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine
“hi darling”, he says
“your parents have come to visit us
so I let them stay in our bedroom
hope you have said
hello to them
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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!
It is said that Husband is the head of the family,
Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants.
1 admi adhi rat ko apni mooti biwi ko jaga k bola
begum:sisak sisak kr marna acha h ya 1 dum?
begum :1 dum
“Ty fair duji lat v mery utty rkh de.:-)
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Biwi shohar sy: Apko Mera banaya Hua Halwa Pasnd Nai Aaya bachy To 3 Platen kha chuky Han
Andr sy Awaz Ai Mama 1 Plate Aur Dena 1 kitab ki Jild Reh Gai Hy
Aap Muje Kitna Pyar Krte Ho?
Husbnd”SHAH JAHAN” jtna!
Wife:Mere Marne k baad TAJ MAHAL banaoge?
Husbnd:Mene to Plot b le liya he dair to tum kr rhi ho
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Husband: Lagta hy Paros me Bakra Halal ho raha hy. Hamen Gosht to aye ga!
Bv: “Tum apny kaan saaf karwao,
unke TV pe
“ALTAF Bhai” khitab kar rahy hain!
Shohar aur bivi main baat cheet band thi..
1 subha shohar ko jaldi uth kar kahin jana tha,
usne kaghaz pe likha
Mujhe subha 7 baje itha dena or kaghaz bv k takye k niche rakh dia..
Subha shohar ki aankh khuli to 8 baj rahay thay..
Woh gusse se utha to dekha k takye k pass 1 kaghaz para tha aur likha tha..
“7 baj rahay hain, Uth jaoo”
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