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Clever Wife Funny Joke in English

Posted by 6 April, 2013 (1) Comment

Funny husband wife joke on over clever mind wife.

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom

From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two

She reaches for a cricket bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can

Once she’s done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink

As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine

“hi darling”, he says
“your parents have come to visit us
so I let them stay in our bedroom
hope you have said
hello to them :-D

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mia bibi sms

Posted by 22 May, 2012 (0) Comment

smile makes us healthy
love make us feel sweety,
friend like u makes my life beauty
good morning

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A Message on Husband’s T shirt

Posted by 22 March, 2012 (0) Comment

A line written on a Husband’s T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P

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Funny Husband Wife Jokes

Posted by 11 December, 2011 (0) Comment

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!

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It is said that Husband is the head

Posted by 2 December, 2011 (0) Comment

It is said that Husband is the head of the family,
But
Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants. :)

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1 admi adhi rat ko apni mooti biwi ko

Posted by 2 December, 2011 (0) Comment

1 admi adhi rat ko apni mooti biwi ko jaga k bola

begum:sisak sisak kr marna acha h ya 1 dum?

begum :1 dum

admi:

“Ty fair duji lat v mery utty rkh de.:-)

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Apko Mera banaya Hua Halwa

Posted by 1 December, 2011 (0) Comment

Biwi shohar sy: Apko Mera banaya Hua Halwa Pasnd Nai Aaya bachy To 3 Platen kha chuky Han

Andr sy Awaz Ai Mama 1 Plate Aur Dena 1 kitab ki Jild Reh Gai Hy

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Wife Aap Muje Kitna Pyar Krte Ho

Posted by 1 December, 2011 (0) Comment

Wife:

Aap Muje Kitna Pyar Krte Ho?

Husbnd”SHAH JAHAN” jtna!

Wife:Mere Marne k baad TAJ MAHAL banaoge?

Husbnd:Mene to Plot b le liya he dair to tum kr rhi ho

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Husband Lagta hy Paros me Bakra

Posted by 1 December, 2011 (3) Comment

Husband: Lagta hy Paros me Bakra Halal ho raha hy. Hamen Gosht to aye ga!

Bv: “Tum apny kaan saaf karwao,

unke TV pe

“ALTAF Bhai” khitab kar rahy hain!

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Shohar aur bivi main baat cheet band thi

Posted by 29 November, 2011 (1) Comment

Shohar aur bivi main baat cheet band thi..
1 subha shohar ko jaldi uth kar kahin jana tha,
usne kaghaz pe likha
Mujhe subha 7 baje itha dena or kaghaz bv k takye k niche rakh dia..
..
Subha shohar ki aankh khuli to 8 baj rahay thay..
Woh gusse se utha to dekha k takye k pass 1 kaghaz para tha aur likha tha..
“7 baj rahay hain, Uth jaoo”

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