Funny Sms Jokes dialogues

Aamir Khan : *Smiling*
Teacher : Aap Muskura Kyon rahe ho?

Aamir Khan : Bahut dino se FB pageka admin banne ki echchha thi … aaj ban gaya hun, bahut maza aa raha hai.
Teacher : Jyada maze lene ki zarurat nahi hai … ok tell me what is a post?

Aamir Khan : Anything that is posted on facebook is post sir.
Teacher : Can you pleaes elaborate?

Aamir Khan : Sir, jo bhi facebook pe log daalte hain wo post hai sir … ghumne gaye toh photo daal diya !!! Post hai sir … sir actually hum post se ghire hue hain sir !!! … Katrina ki pic se ronaldo ki kick tak!!! Sab post hai sir!!! Ek second me comment, ek second me like!!! comment-like comment-like.
Teacher : Shut up! DMIN bnke ye karoge??? comment-like comment-like… Hey chatur tum batao?

Chatur : Pictures, texts or Videos posted through Mobile or Tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating system using internet on facebook is called a post.

Teacher : Excellent!

Aamir Khan : Per sir maine bhi toh o he bola seedhe shabdo main.

Teacher : Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh kisi aur page ke admin bano.;>

Aamir Khan : Par sir dusre admin bhi toh …
Teacher : Get out!
Aamir Khan : why sir?
Teacher : seedhe shabdo me bahar jayiye.

*Aamir Khan goes out and comes back*

Teacher : Kya hua?

Aamir Khan : kuch bhool gaya tha sir.
Teacher : kya?
Aamir Khan : An utility button given us to protect our private data. i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else.

Teacher : kahna kya chahte ho??
Aamir Khan : Logout sir!!! logout karna bhool gaya tha.
Teacher : seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?

Aamir Khan : thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya !! :):):)

Teachers Day Speech

When Everyone Lost Belief In Me,
You Believed In Me.
When Everyone Thought
I Am A Gone Case
You Trusted Me.
You Risked Your Career To Keep Me On
You Guided Me For Path On And On
Thanks For Being There Oh Teacher
Thanks For Being My Teacher

Teachers Day Sms English

Thank You For Your Support!
Seeing Your Passion And Devotion
To Your Job Has Often Made Me Wonder
If Education Is Something
I Could See Myself Thriving In.
Your Strength And Dedication To Your Job
Has Made Me See How A Career
Can Be More Than Just A Set Of Hours In A Day.
You’re An Inspiration To Me
And I Hope One Day I Will Be As Passionate About
My Future Career As You Are About Teaching.

Teacher Thanks u So much For Being The Best Teacher

Thank You For Being The Best Teacher
I’ve Ever Had!
You’ve Shown Me How To Utilize My Strengths
In Ways That Allow Me To Grow
And Excel As A Person.
Without Your Guidance And True Caring Nature,
I Would Be Lost.
It’s Teachers Like You Who Allow Us
To See The Potential
We Have In Ourselves And
Who Motivate Us To Work To Achieve It.

Dear Teacher

A Man Of Character Is More Important
Than What The Character Speaks About;
You Are A Person Of Character,
Dear Teacher. You Look To Us As Students,
And We Look To You As Our Teacher
But In The End We Look To You Not As Our Teacher
But Also As Our Friend,
A Person With Deep Character
Who We Can Blame Part Of Our Wisdom
As We Trudge Along To Our Lives.

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Happy Teachers Day Quotations

When Everyone Lost Belief In Me,
You Believed In Me.
When Everyone Thought
I Am A Gone Case
You Trusted Me.
You Risked Your Career To Keep Me On
You Guided Me For Path On And On
Thanks For Being There Oh Teacher
Thanks For Being My Teacher

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Happy Teachers Day 2012

Those Who Educate Children
Well Are More To Be Honored Than Parents,
For These Only Gave Life,
Those The Art Of Living Well.
Happy Teachers Day

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Teachers Day Wishes & Greetings

A Teachers Purpose Is
Not To Create Students In His Own Image,
But To Develop Students
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Teachers Day Sms Shayari

Sada khush rakhna unko
tere farishte bhi de dua unko
dena unhe unki chahat se zyada
mange jo mere ustad qatra to mile dariya unko

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