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Restriction From Entering New Market

Posted by 23 September, 2012 (0) Comment

A Profesor explained Marketng to BUSINESS studnts.
1. You see gorgeous girl in party, U go to her & say I am rich marry me.
Thats “Direct Marketng”.
2. U attend party & ur friend gos to a girl & pointng at you tells her. He’ is very rich, marry him
Thats “Advertisng”.
3.girl walks to u & says u rich, can u marry me?
“That’s Brand Recognition”.
4. U say I m very rich marry me & she slaps u
“Thats Customer Feedback”
5. U say I m very rich marry me & she introduces u to her husband
“Thats Demand & SupPly Gap”
6. before U say I m rich, marry me, ur wife arrives
Thats “Restriction from Entering New Market”:)

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Teacher student se

Posted by 2 September, 2012 (0) Comment

Teacher student se:
14 nov ko CHILDERN DAY kiun manaya jata hai??

Student:
kyun k ye din VALENTINE DAY k theek 9 maheny bad aata hai.

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Batao k Fast Faster Fastest

Posted by 2 September, 2012 (0) Comment

Teacher:

Batao k fast, faster ,

fastest forms ko punjabi mai kesay kahey gaen..?

Student:

nass, taiz nass, nass bagairta nass.

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Apka Dost Or Lover Kashti Mei Hon

Posted by 1 September, 2012 (0) Comment

Teacher:
Agar apka dost or lover kashti mei hon or
doob rahy hon to Ap kisko bchaogy?

student reply:

Doob jany do dono ko,
saaly ek sath kar kia rahy thy? .

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Funny Mathematics Jokes

Posted by 27 June, 2012 (0) Comment

Lecturers Keep Telling Us
V Have 2 Work Twice As Hard As D Previous Semister
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Wat Dey Dont Realise Is Dat
0*2 Is Still To 0..!!!

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Khuda ne di zindgaiv

Posted by 30 May, 2012 (0) Comment

Khuda ne di zindgai
Abbu-Ammi ne diya Pyar
Lekin ilm or padhai k liye…
Ae Maullim hum hai tere shukarguzar !

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Genious Student

Posted by 20 May, 2012 (0) Comment

When I Was At School,
Someone Stole My Rough Note

Now They Call It As
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“Oxford Dictionary”

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Best True Meaning Of Study

Posted by 4 April, 2012 (0) Comment

S – Sleeping
T – Talking
U – Unlimited Sms
D – Dreaming
Y – Yawning?

So Study Hard Ok !!!!

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Funny Students Messages

Posted by 31 March, 2012 (0) Comment

3 Things Dat Shud Not B Asked…

1-A Man’s Wage
2-A Woman’s Age &
3-A Student’s Percentage.

It Hurts:(

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Student Saying

Posted by 27 September, 2011 (0) Comment

Each Nyt I Go 2 Sleep,I Die.
Next Day I Wake Up,I’m Reborn-shakespeare
Each Nyt I Go 2 Sleep,
I’m Reborn. Next day i wake up,i m dead Again
Student.

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