Sardar Jokes

Whether I Am Uncle Or Aunty

Posted by 21 June, 2011 (0) Comment

Sardar Writing His Diary :
My Sister Had A Baby This Morning.
I’Ve Not Heard That Its A Boy Or A Girl.
So,I Dont Know
Whether I Am Uncle Or Aunty.

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How Many Holes Are There In The Net

Posted by 21 June, 2011 (0) Comment

Roger Fedrer:
I’ve Great Knowledge Abt Tennis,
U Can Ask Anything.

Sardar:
Ok Tell Me,
How Many Holes Are There In The Net ;-)

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Google Te Search Kar Lo

Posted by 21 June, 2011 (0) Comment

Sardar:
Aj Mere Parosiaan Da Bacha Gum Ho Gia.
Main Mashwara Ditta Te Menu Bohat Kutt Pai.
Friend:
Tu Ki Mashwara Deta C?
Sardar:
Main Kiya Google Te Search Kar Lo.

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Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize

Posted by 21 June, 2011 (0) Comment

Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
For His New
“Theory Of Motion”

Which States:
“Loose Motion Can Never Be Done
In Slow Motion.” ;->

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Best SMS In Urdu Hindi

Posted by 21 June, 2011 (0) Comment

Teacher To Sardar:
5 Janwaron K Nam Btao Jo Pani Me Rehty Hain??

Sardar:
Fish

Teacher:
Good Nd Baqi 4??

Sardar:
Fish Di Maa, Piyo, Pehn Ty Pra

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Funny Sardar Test Messages

Posted by 21 June, 2011 (0) Comment

Sardar:
Preto, Ik Vari I L0VE YOU Keh De,

Preeto :
Nai, Mainu Sharam Andi Ay,

Sardar :
1 Vari Keh De,
Preeto:
Nai Na,

Sardar:
Wekh Le Fer, Meri Paen Nai.

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Doctor Funny Jokes Collection

Posted by 21 June, 2011 (0) Comment

Sardar:
Dr.Sab,
I Am Suffering From Loose Motions!

Doctor:
Kinni Patli A Rhee Hy?

Sardar:
Dr. Sab!
Bus Samaj Lavo K Tussi
Oday Naal Gararay Kar Sakday Ho

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Tv Reporter To Sardar

Posted by 21 June, 2011 (0) Comment

Reporter:
Sardar Jee,
Agar Apki Bivi Ko Jin Chimat Jaye Tu Aap Kia Kro Gey?

Sardar:
Main Ki Krna Ay,
Galti Jin Di Ay Apey Pugtey Ga

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Santas Father Brought A New Sim Card

Posted by 21 June, 2011 (0) Comment

Santa’s Father
Brought A
NEW SIM CARD..

Santa Saved That
Number In His Mobile Phone
As,
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“New Father” :P ;)

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Boss Aur Sardar

Posted by 21 June, 2011 (0) Comment

Boss:
Ek Acha Sa SHESHA Lao
Jisme Mujy Mera Moun Dikhai De..

Sardar:
Boss Nhi Mila Main Sb Dukan Me Gya
Per Sb Mai Mera Hi Moun Dikhai De Rha Tha..:-D#

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