Whether I Am Uncle Or Aunty

Sardar Writing His Diary :
My Sister Had A Baby This Morning.
I’Ve Not Heard That Its A Boy Or A Girl.
So,I Dont Know
Whether I Am Uncle Or Aunty.

How Many Holes Are There In The Net

Roger Fedrer:
I’ve Great Knowledge Abt Tennis,
U Can Ask Anything.

Sardar:
Ok Tell Me,
How Many Holes Are There In The Net 😉

Google Te Search Kar Lo

Sardar:
Aj Mere Parosiaan Da Bacha Gum Ho Gia.
Main Mashwara Ditta Te Menu Bohat Kutt Pai.
Friend:
Tu Ki Mashwara Deta C?
Sardar:
Main Kiya Google Te Search Kar Lo.

Best SMS In Urdu Hindi

Teacher To Sardar:
5 Janwaron K Nam Btao Jo Pani Me Rehty Hain??

Sardar:
Fish

Teacher:
Good Nd Baqi 4??

Sardar:
Fish Di Maa, Piyo, Pehn Ty Pra

Doctor Funny Jokes Collection

Sardar:
Dr.Sab,
I Am Suffering From Loose Motions!

Doctor:
Kinni Patli A Rhee Hy?

Sardar:
Dr. Sab!
Bus Samaj Lavo K Tussi
Oday Naal Gararay Kar Sakday Ho

Santas Father Brought A New Sim Card

Santa’s Father
Brought A
NEW SIM CARD..

Santa Saved That
Number In His Mobile Phone
As,
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“New Father” 😛 😉