Santa Banta SMS

Santa Banta Hindi SMS

Posted by 22 September, 2012 (0) Comment

Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta:
Ye Kya Hai?
Santa:
Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai.
Banta:
Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar,
Santa:
Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.

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Funny Santa SMS

Posted by 11 December, 2011 (0) Comment

Santa – My wife died yesterday..
I’m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D

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Santa Went To Court

Posted by 10 December, 2011 (0) Comment

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
“Order ! Order !”

SANTA:
“1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !”

JUDGE:
“Shut Up !”

SANTA:”No,No..7-Up!

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Dont carry umbrella during rain

Posted by 10 November, 2011 (0) Comment

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

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Santa & Mathematical conversion

Posted by 2 October, 2011 (0) Comment

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

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Santa Banta SMS

Posted by 13 September, 2011 (0) Comment

Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.

Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo

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Santa Banta Hindi SMS

Posted by 13 September, 2011 (0) Comment

Jeeto teaching English grammar to her hubby.
Jeeto: `I am beautiful`, which tense is that?
Santa: It is certainly past tense.

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Santa Ke Pappa Kaise Hain ?

Posted by 30 March, 2011 (0) Comment

Santa:
Kal Papa Kuwe Me Gir Gaye
Bahut Chot Lagi,Bahut Chilla Rahe The

Banta:
Ab Kaise He?

Santa:
Teek Honge
Kal Se Kue Se Koi Awaz Nahi Ayi

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I’m Going Ka Matlab??

Posted by 30 March, 2011 (0) Comment

Santa :
“I M Going” Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?

Banta(Khub Soch Ke) :
Me Ja Raha Hu

Santa(Gusse Me) :
Oye!Nahi Jane Dunga.Pehle Matlab Bata

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Sania Mirza Se Phone Par Baat

Posted by 4 March, 2010 (0) Comment

Santa:
Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki

Banta:
That’s Great Yaar..

Usne Kya Kahaa..??

Santa:
Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER

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