Mayawati Goes to Lallu’s House

Mayawati Came To Lallu’s House With A Goat.

Lallu:
Bhaiswa Ko Kyon Layi Ho?

Maya:
Dikhta Nahin Goatwa Hai?

Lallu:
Hum Goatwa Se Hi To Pooch Raha Hoon.

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Bush, Manmohan, Sonia and Aishwarya in Train

Suddenly There Is A Kissing Sound And Then A Slap! The Train Comes Out Of The Tunnel. The Women And Manmohan Are Sitting There Looking Perplexed.

Bush Is Bent Over Holding His Face, Which Is Red From An Apparent Slap. All Of Them Remain Diplomatic And Nobody Says Anything.

Sonia Is Thinking: These Americans Are All Crazy After Aishwarya. Bush Must Have Tried To Kiss Her In The Tunnel. Very Proper That She Slapped Him.

Aishwarya Is Thinking: Bush Must Have Tried To Kiss Me But Kissed Sonia Instead And Got Slapped.

Bush Is Thinking: Damn It. Manmohan Must Have Tried To Kiss Aishwarya. She Might Have Thought It Was Me And Slapped Me.

Manmohan Is Thinking: If This Train Goes Through Another Tunnel I Will Make Another Kissing Sound And Slap Bush Again.

Laloo the Matchmaker

After Having Resigned As The CM Of Bihar, Laloo Decides To Go Modeling.
Once He Enters The Herd Of Buffaloes And Resting His Elbows On The Back Of The Cattle He Poses For The Photo. Next Day The

Photo Appears On The Front Page Of A Newspaper.
GUESS THE CAPTION !! Laloo, Third From Left !

Laloo Talks To His Son, “I Want You To Marry A Girl Of My Choice “. Son : “I Want To Choose My Own Bride”.
Laloo : “But The Girl Is Ambani’s Daughter.” Son : “Well, In That Case…”
Next Laloo Approaches Ambani , “I Have A Husband For Your Daughter.” Ambani: “But My Daughter Is Too Young To Marry.”
Laloo : “But This Young Man Is A Vice President Of The World Bank.”

Ambani: “Ah, In That Case…” Finally Laloo Goes To See The President Of The World Bank.
Laloo : “I Have A Young Man To Be Recommended As A Vice President.”
President : “But I Already Have More Vice Presidents Than I Need.”
Laloo : “But This Young Man Is Ambani’s Son-In-Law.” President : “Ah, In That Case…”

Laloo To A Long-Distance

Laloo To A Long-Distance
Telephone Operator :

“COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PATNA AND LAS VEGAS ?”

Operator :
“JUST A MINUTE,SIR…”

Laloo :
“THANK YOU”,
AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.

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Watan Ke Sajeelay Siyasatdano

Ae Watan Ke Sajeelay Siyasatdano
Sare RAQBAY Tumhare Liye Hain,

KOTHIYON Ke Talabgar Ho Tum
PLATON Ke Paristar Ho Tum

O’ Zalalat Ki Zinda Misalon
Tum He Se Qaim Budget Ka Khasara

Sare Funds Tumhare Liye Hain
O’Pak Watan Ke Ghaddaro

O! America Ke Wafadaro
Dunya Ki Tamam Laanatain Tmhare Liye Hain.

Johnnie Walker n Laloo Yadav

“JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.”
And The Man’s Companion Says, “JACK DANIELS, SINGLE.”
The Bartender Approaches Laloo And Asks, “AND YOU, SIR ?”
Laloo Replies: “LALOO YADAV, MARRIED.”

Lallu Prasad SMS – Indian Politics

After Completing A Jigsaw Puzzle He’d Been Working On For Quite Sometime,
Laloo Proudly Shows Off The Finished Puzzle To A Friend.
“It Took Me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT,” Laloo Brags.
“FIVE MONTHS ? THAT’S TOO LONG.” The Friend Exclaims. “YOU ARE A FOOL”.
Laloo Replies. “SEE THIS CARTOON, IT IS WRITTEN ” FOR 4-7 YRS”.

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