Category Archives: Police Jokes SMS

Police SMS, Jokes, 140 words

police & pathan sms

Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???

Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
“bus stop”
Tou hum ne rok dia :p

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Police Station Chalte Hai

Boy:
Chalogi
Girl:
Kaha.?
Boy:
Jaha Tum Kaho
Girl:
Police Station Chalte Hai,
Boy:
Lo Batao Ab Apni Behen Se
Mazak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakta

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Latest Funny SMS 140 Words

1 Orat Police Station Me:
Sir Mere Shohar
2din Pehle Aalo Lene Gay The
Abi Tak Ghar Nahi Aye

Inspecter:
To Baji Aap Kuch Or Paka Lo.

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Navratri 2011 Shayari Sms

Sacche Dil Ki Jubani

Her Dukh Hamare Liye
Per Her Khusi Tumhare Liye,

Her Udasi Hamare Liye
Per Her Muskurahat Tumhare Liye,

Gerdish Ki Gahraiya Hamare Liye
Per Uchaiya Tumhare Liye,

Koi Khwahish Nahi-E Dost Hume
Kyoki Agar Jeevan Hai Jine Ka Naam,

Toh Her Maut Hamare Liye
Per Pal Pal Ki Jindgi Tumhare Liye.

Police officer funny sms

1 Police Officer Bachey Se:
Beta Kia Tumhare Abu
“Al Qaida” Me Hain?

Bacha:
Uncle! Mujhe Abu Ka To Pata Nahi Per Main
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“Noorani Qaida” Pe Hoon!

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Ways To Catch A Tiger

3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

1- Newtons Method
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger

2- Einsteins Method
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired
Then Catch It

3- Pakistani Police Method
Catch A Cat & Beat It
Until It Accepts Its A Tiger