Category Archives: Police Jokes SMS

Police SMS, Jokes, 140 words

police & pathan sms

Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???

Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
“bus stop”
Tou hum ne rok dia :p

Navratri 2011 Shayari Sms

Sacche Dil Ki Jubani

Her Dukh Hamare Liye
Per Her Khusi Tumhare Liye,

Her Udasi Hamare Liye
Per Her Muskurahat Tumhare Liye,

Gerdish Ki Gahraiya Hamare Liye
Per Uchaiya Tumhare Liye,

Koi Khwahish Nahi-E Dost Hume
Kyoki Agar Jeevan Hai Jine Ka Naam,

Toh Her Maut Hamare Liye
Per Pal Pal Ki Jindgi Tumhare Liye.

Ways To Catch A Tiger

3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

1- Newtons Method
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger

2- Einsteins Method
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired
Then Catch It

3- Pakistani Police Method
Catch A Cat & Beat It
Until It Accepts Its A Tiger