Police Jokes SMS

police & pathan sms

Posted by 4 March, 2012 (1) Comment

Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???

Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
“bus stop”
Tou hum ne rok dia :p

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Police Wala Apne Bache Se

Posted by 1 December, 2011 (1) Comment

Police Wala Apne Bache Se:
Beta Tumhara Result Acha Nahi Aya
Aj Se Tumhara Khelna T.V Dekhna Band.
Bacha:
Ye 50 Rs Pakro Or Is Bat Ko Yahien Daba Do.
Ha Ha

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Police Jokes SMS

Posted by 1 December, 2011 (0) Comment

Girl:
aap Ka Mobile Buhat Acha Hy Kitne ka Liya.
Boy:
Race Me Jeeta Hy.
Girl:
Wow!
Race me Kitne Log Thay.
Boy:
3 Police waly ek mobil shop wala or Main

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Police Station Chalte Hai

Posted by 20 September, 2011 (1) Comment

Boy:
Chalogi
Girl:
Kaha.?
Boy:
Jaha Tum Kaho
Girl:
Police Station Chalte Hai,
Boy:
Lo Batao Ab Apni Behen Se
Mazak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakta

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Latest Funny SMS 140 Words

Posted by 20 September, 2011 (0) Comment

1 Orat Police Station Me:
Sir Mere Shohar
2din Pehle Aalo Lene Gay The
Abi Tak Ghar Nahi Aye

Inspecter:
To Baji Aap Kuch Or Paka Lo.

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Navratri 2011 Shayari Sms

Posted by 20 September, 2011 (0) Comment

Sacche Dil Ki Jubani

Her Dukh Hamare Liye
Per Her Khusi Tumhare Liye,

Her Udasi Hamare Liye
Per Her Muskurahat Tumhare Liye,

Gerdish Ki Gahraiya Hamare Liye
Per Uchaiya Tumhare Liye,

Koi Khwahish Nahi-E Dost Hume
Kyoki Agar Jeevan Hai Jine Ka Naam,

Toh Her Maut Hamare Liye
Per Pal Pal Ki Jindgi Tumhare Liye.

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1 Andha Police Main Bharti

Posted by 20 September, 2011 (0) Comment

1 Andha Police Main Bharti Hone K Liye Gaya
Officer Ne Poocha
Tumhen Hum Kis Liye Rakhen?

Andhe Ne Jawab Diya
Andha Dhund Firing K Liye.

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Police officer funny sms

Posted by 18 May, 2011 (0) Comment

1 Police Officer Bachey Se:
Beta Kia Tumhare Abu
“Al Qaida” Me Hain?

Bacha:
Uncle! Mujhe Abu Ka To Pata Nahi Per Main
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“Noorani Qaida” Pe Hoon!

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Bhutto Ka Khandan

Posted by 18 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Agar 1 Kashti Mai
Zardari
Ja Raha Ho
Aur Achanak!!
Kashti Doob Jaee
To Aap Kay Khayal
Mai Kaun Bach
Jaega
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Mai Batahoo…
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Bhutto
Ka
Khandan

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Ways To Catch A Tiger

Posted by 18 May, 2011 (0) Comment

3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

1- Newtons Method
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger

2- Einsteins Method
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired
Then Catch It

3- Pakistani Police Method
Catch A Cat & Beat It
Until It Accepts Its A Tiger

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