Pathan Jokes

Pathan ne New Car li Joke

Posted by 7 April, 2013 (0) Comment

Pathan ne new car li,

Dost ko kaha, Iss per kuch aisa likhwa do k,

Logg deht sath pehchan jaye ke ye

Pathan

Ki car hai,

Dost ne likhwa dya,

Darwaza bahir kholain…..

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1 pathan naha raha tha

Posted by 13 April, 2012 (0) Comment

1 pathan naha raha tha, k aik dost darwazey pe aaya,
Pathan aise he bahar aagaya,
Dost bola: Kuch to pehan lo yaar.
Pathan bhag ker andar gaya aur CHAPPAL Pehan ker aagaya…

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Pathan Vs Biwi

Posted by 15 March, 2012 (0) Comment

Pathan: Light Nahin Hai To Kambakht Fan To Chala Do.

Pathan Ki Biwi: Aakhir Pathan Hi Ho Na, Aqal To Hai Hi Nahin.

Fan Chala Diya To Mombatti Bujh Nahin Jaye Gi Kya?

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police & pathan sms

Posted by 4 March, 2012 (1) Comment

Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???

Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
“bus stop”
Tou hum ne rok dia :p

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Pathaan’s wish

Posted by 2 March, 2012 (0) Comment

Pathaan’s wish: when i die,
I wana die like
my grandpa who died peacefuly in
his sleep not screamin like
all d passengers
in d bus he
was driving ;->

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Pathan Funny Jokes

Posted by 25 February, 2012 (0) Comment

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
.
Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
.

Aur Bola:

.
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
.
Aur
.
Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …

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Ek pathan

Posted by 22 February, 2012 (1) Comment

Ek pathan khana kha rha tha

kya ab wo khana b na khaye kya
jan lelo pathano ki

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Pathan & Sardar SMS

Posted by 17 February, 2012 (0) Comment

Sardar: Tum shadi shuda ho?

Pathan: Haan, hamara aurat say shadi hoa hai,

Sardar: Bewakoof tau kiya mard say bhi shadi hoti hai,

Pathan: Haan hamara sister ka hoa hai!

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Happy Khan’s Day

Posted by 31 January, 2012 (0) Comment

Mother
Independance
Father
Or
Valentine,
DAYS K Baad. .
Bus Isi Paap Ka Suwikar Karta Hun,
Admi Hun Admi Se Pyar Krta Hun.
Happy Khan’s Day.;-)

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Lahore ISI bomb blast

Posted by 29 January, 2012 (0) Comment

Lahore ISI bomb blast k bad
Ek pathan ro rha tha
.
Major Rohail:
Zakhmi ho?
Koe aziz halak ya
zkhmi
Ho gya hy?
.
Pathan:Oy! Khocha hmara neswar
Shaheed ho gya hy

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