Taliban Ne Ek Aesi Dangerous Gas

“Danger News”
Taliban ne ek aisi
Dangerous Gas
Gutter Lines Me Chor di hai,
jo Insani Gas k sath
React kar k Bomb Blast Karti hai,
Ap se Guzarish hai k Flush par Beth kar
Ahista se poooon kren
Kahen Wo Ap ki Aakhri Poooon na ho
Frwd to All whom u Take Care
.po0oooon tha*tha.

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thing that satisfies

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

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Boy and girl

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!

Doctor & Patient

Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus.

Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: Give me the bad news first.

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That’s terrible! What’s the good news?

Doctor: There’s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers

deeply wish

I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch

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