Musharraf Jokes

MUSHARAF Vs ZARDARI

Posted by 17 August, 2011 (0) Comment

” MUSHARAF Vs ZARDARI ”

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Sugar21=55
Milk32=46
Petrol54=61
Bike32000=45000
AC 20000=32000
Stock Market 16000=9000
US $ 60=83
GST 15%=16%
Tax On Call & Sms 9%=15%

We Don’t Want This Democracy.

We Want MUSSHARAF
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Mustafee Ho Gaya Yaro Mush

Posted by 17 August, 2011 (0) Comment

Mustafee Ho Gaya Yaro Mush
Na Kar Paya Kuch B Bush
Jan Chootey Hai Aik Aamar Sey
Kyun Na Hon Pakistani Khush

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Zardari Nawaz Sharif n Pervaiz Musharraf

Posted by 17 August, 2011 (0) Comment

Aaj Purani Rahoon Sey Koi Mujhe Awaz Na Dey
Dard Mein Doobey Gheet Na Dey Ghum Ka Sisakta Saaz Na Dey
(Zardari)

Hum Chord Chaley Hein Mehfil Ko Yaad Aaye Kabhi To Mat Rona
(Nawaz Sharif)

Socha Tha Pyar Na Karein Ghey
Hum Na Rice Pe Marein Ghey
(Pervaiz)

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Musharraf Ko Galiyan

Posted by 31 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Aapko Khushian Itni Milain
Jitni Musharraf Ko Galiyan

Aapki Zindagi Se Gham Aise Khatam Hon
Jese PTV Se Haya

Aap Ko GEO Jaisa
Sabar Milay

Shohrat Itni Milay Jitni
“BB” Ko Mili

Health Aisi Mile Jaisay
SANGEETA Ko

OR

Aapke Din Aise Phirain
Jaisay Zardari K!!!

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Waisey Main Murgha Hoon

Posted by 31 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Musharaf
Murgion Say
Agar Tum Sab Ney Kal 2,2 Anday Na Diay Tou Sab
Ko Kal Lal Masjid Ki Tarah Army
Sey Halal Karva Dounga
Subah Us Ne
Dekha Sab Ne 2 Anday Diye
Magar Ek Se Usey 1 Anda Mila..

Musharaf:
Tum Ne Ek Anda Q Dia?
Murg:
Janab Yeh B Army Ke Dar Ki Waja Se Dia Hai
Waisey Main Murgha Hoon

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MUSHARAF Vs ZARDARI

Posted by 31 May, 2011 (0) Comment

” MUSHARAF Vs ZARDARI ”

Aata Rs.13=31
Sugar21=55
Milk32=46
Petrol54=61
Bike32000=45000
AC 20000=32000
Stock Market 16000=9000
US $ 60=83
GST 15%=16%
Tax On Call & Sms 9%=15%

We Don’t Want This Democracy.

We Want MUSSHARAF
Back:->Musharaf n Zardari Funny SMS, Musharaf SMS, MUSHARAF Vs ZARDARI, Zardari SMS

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I Will Make The Whole World Happy!

Posted by 31 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Bush & Musharaf Were Flying In A Plane.

Bush Said:
If I Drop A Billion Dollars
Here I Wil Make A Million People Happy

Musharaf Said:
If I Drop My Uniform I Will
Make My Whole Country Happy

Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN Said:
If I Drop This Plane
I Will Make The Whole World Happy!

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Mustafee Ho Gaya Yaro Mush

Posted by 31 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Mustafee Ho Gaya Yaro Mush
Na Kar Paya Kuch B Bush
Jan Chootey Hai Aik Aamar Sey
Kyun Na Hon Pakistani Khush

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me jo bdlun to

Posted by 30 May, 2011 (0) Comment

me jo bdlun to tagyur hai meri zaat talak
tu jo bdlay to shub o roz bdal jaty hein

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Kitna Ajeeb Hota Hai

Posted by 30 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Kitna Ajeeb Hota Hai Adaab-e-Rukhsati-e-Mehfil
Uth K Woh Bhi Chal Deta Hai Jiska Koi Ghar Nahi Hota..

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