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Memon Jokes

Gujratri Sms on Doctroni

Dil par hamlo tayo ne dil tuti gayu.

koi k che k manobal khuti gayu

khoti buma bum che doctroni

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Memon Shadi Ki Raat Main Bv Se

Memon Shadi Ki Raat Main Bv Se:
Apna Haath Dejye..

BV Ne Sharma K Kalai Aagay Barha Di
Or Ankhain Band Ker Leen,

Jab Thori Der Me Ankhain Kholeen
To Memon Marker Se Haath Pe
Ghari (Watch) Bana Raha Tha…

B.V:
Ye Kia?

Memon:
Moo Dikhaee…! ;-)

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Memon Bacha Memon SMS

Teacher:
Is Ko Khalis Memoni Me Translate Karo
“You Are Drinking Tea Alone”

Memon Bacha:
Lakh Lannat Toji Shakal Tey
Moua Bagherat Eklo Eklo Chaa Piye Tou.

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Memon Aur Pathan Smandar K Kinary

Memon Aur Pathan Ne Smandar K Kinary
Par Board Daikha Jis Par Likha Tha.?

“Dobty Ko Bachany Walay Ko 500 Innam”

Pathan:
Main Challang Lagata Hun Aur
Tum Mujhe Bachana Is Tarha 500 Milain Gay:-)

Ye Keh Kar Us Ne Challang Laga Di
Memon Khamoshi Se
Daikhta Reh Gaya To Pathan Ne Chila Kar Kaha .?

“Mujhe Tairna Nahi Aata
Tum Mujhe Bachate Ky N Nahi??:-(

Memon:
Tum Ne Neche Nahi Parha.?
Neche Likha Tha?

Lash Nekalne Walay
Ko 1000 Ka Innam… =P <-;

Memon Had An Accident In His New BMW

A Memon Had An Accident
In His New BMW

When Cops Arrived,
Memon Cried
“Officer My Brand New Car ”

Cops Says:
“Your Materialistic
Nature Makes Me Sick And
You R So Blinded By Money,
You Haven’t Noticed That
Your Left Arm Has Been Cut
Off In The Accident !”

Memon Looks At The
Left Arm N Yells . . .

“OH MY GOD -
My ROLEX” =P =D

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Memon SMS

Memon :
Toothbrush Dena
Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai
Dukandar :
Aik Baal Toota To Naya Q Le Rhe Ho
Memon :
Jo Toota Hai Na Wo Akhri Tha

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Memon 140 Words SMS

A Memon On His Death Time
My Wife
Where R U?
Wife:
Yes,I M Here
My Sons:
My Daughters R U All Here?
Yes:
Papa
To Phir Brabar Wale Kamre Ka
Pankha Q Khula He?

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A Memon Movie SMS

A MEMON MOVIE

Hero: Hamja
Heroin: Julaika
Villain: Ghaffaria

Ghaffaria Julaika Ko Utha K Le Ja Raha Hay
Aur Wo Chilla Rahi Hai:
“Meekay Bachaai Hamjaa
Meekay Bachaai!”

Hamja:
Julaika! Aon Natho Achi Sakno..
Dukan Te Bo Rush Hai!:-D

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Memon Ki Baraat

2 Aadmi Memon Ki Baraat Main Gaye,
Wahan Baar Baar Pani Pesh Kya Ja Raha Tha.

Tang Akr 1 Ne Kaha:
Janab Halaq Me Pani Phans Gaya Hy.
Thori Si Biryani La Dain.

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Memoni Bolne Wala Tota

1 Admi Ne Zoo Me 3 Zabanain Bolne Wala Tota Dekha Jo
English,
Urdu
Or
Memoni Bolta Tha.

Usne 3 Zabane Check Karne K Liye Ussy Pucha:

Who R U?

Tota:
I’m Parrot

Admi:
Tum Kon H0?

T0ta:
Me T0ta Hun

Admi:
Tu Keair Aye?

Tota:
To Jo Pe..
Hakhrey Dafa Chui Deenun Toto Yaan,
Samajh Me Naiy Achni…:-)

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