Marriage SMS

25th Wedding Anniversary Message

Posted by 21 March, 2013 (0) Comment

25 Years And Still Going,
We Have Come A Long Way
And It Wouldn’t Have Been Possible
If Not For You.
Happy 25th Wedding Anniversary

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True relatives always stand behind u

Posted by 22 April, 2012 (0) Comment

True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

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Man needs a poison

Posted by 22 April, 2012 (0) Comment

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
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.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

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allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women

Posted by 21 April, 2012 (0) Comment

Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

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Remember your wife birthday

Posted by 21 April, 2012 (0) Comment

The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.

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Because married men are more obedient.

Posted by 20 April, 2012 (0) Comment

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

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Definition of most successful married life

Posted by 20 April, 2012 (0) Comment

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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“Yet to be seen”

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Difference between boyfriend and husband

Posted by 20 April, 2012 (0) Comment

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

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Girl To Boy

Posted by 6 December, 2011 (0) Comment

Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: N going to the night club too.
Boy:- Yes..
Girl:- What else can u leave??
Boy:- The idea of marrying You!!

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once you marry

Posted by 6 December, 2011 (0) Comment

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”

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