Category Archives: Marriage SMS

Marriage SMS / Shayri, Poetry / Text Messages & Jokes in Hindi, Urdu & English

25th Wedding Anniversary Message

25 Years And Still Going,
We Have Come A Long Way
And It Wouldn’t Have Been Possible
If Not For You.
Happy 25th Wedding Anniversary

Man needs a poison

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

Remember your wife birthday

The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.

Because married men are more obedient.

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

Difference between boyfriend and husband

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.