Category Archives: Marathi SMS

Marathi SMS

Husband and Wife Marathi Joke

Sakharam tyachya baykocha antyavidhi atopun ghari parat jaat asto. Titkyat vij chamakte, dhag gadgadtaat ani jordaar paavsala suruvat hote.
Sakharam(nishwas takun): Var pohochli watate!

Marathi Jokes 140 Wordings

Eka vastusangrahalayat ek vrudh manus phirun phirun damala. Tyala basanyasathi jaga disena, tenvha to “Ranapratap singhanche simvasan” ashi pati aslelya asanaver basala.

Te pahun vastusangrahalayacha karmchari dhavat yeun tyana mhanala, “Aho baba, pan te simvasan Ranapratap singhanche aahe”.
Vrudh manus: Asu det, to ala, ki uthel me.

Drunkard Joke 140 Characters

Timbunana khup daaru piun rastyane zingat chalat astana ek kutra tyanchyavar saarkha bhunkat asto.

Timbunana vaitaagun rastyachya kadela aslela ek mottha dagad kutryala maarnyasathi uchalnyacha prayatna kartaat. Pan dagad jaagcha halechna.

Shevti niraash houn Timbunana udgaartaat, “Waahre kaay jamaana aahe..aajkal lok kutryanna mokle sodtaat ani dagad baandhun thevtaat!”

Doctor Patient Marathi Joke

Vedyanchya ispitalat sagle vede bebhan houn naachat astaat, pan ekjan maatr shantpane baslela asto.

Te baghun doctor kutuhalaane tyanna vichartat, “tumhi saglejan kashasathi nachtaahet?”

Nachnare vede, “amhi lagnaache varhadi mhanoon naachtoyat.” Tevha doctor shantapane baslelyala vichartat, “tumhi nahi nachat ahat?” To uttar deto, “Murkha, disat nahi..mi navardev aahe te!”