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Husband and Wife Marathi Joke

Posted by 2 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Sakharam tyachya baykocha antyavidhi atopun ghari parat jaat asto. Titkyat vij chamakte, dhag gadgadtaat ani jordaar paavsala suruvat hote.
Sakharam(nishwas takun): Var pohochli watate!

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Funny Marathi SMS Jokes

Posted by 2 May, 2011 (1) Comment

Jahaj budat aste prattyekjan jiv vaachavnyacha prayatna karit asto. Pan Sheth Karodimal budat astanadekhil hasat asto.

Captain: Murkha tu budat ahes ani tari dekhil hasun rahila ahes?
Karodimal: Bare zale mi return ticket kadhle navhate

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Marathi Text Messages

Posted by 2 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Ekda Chingi post officemadhye money-order karaayla jaate.
Postmaster: Madam, hya nota badlun dya…faatkya aahet!

Chingi (toryat): Mi mazya mummyla paise paathavtey. Faatkya nota dein vaa navyakorya..tumhala kaay karaaychey?

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Marathi Jokes 140 Wordings

Posted by 2 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Eka vastusangrahalayat ek vrudh manus phirun phirun damala. Tyala basanyasathi jaga disena, tenvha to “Ranapratap singhanche simvasan” ashi pati aslelya asanaver basala.

Te pahun vastusangrahalayacha karmchari dhavat yeun tyana mhanala, “Aho baba, pan te simvasan Ranapratap singhanche aahe”.
Vrudh manus: Asu det, to ala, ki uthel me.

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Salesman Marathi Joke

Posted by 2 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Ek salesman thakumaavshichya maage mungi-nashak paavdar ghenyacha lakda lavto, “Baisaheb, mungyachi paavadar khup chhan aahe. Ghyana!”

Thakumaavshi (naak murdun): Shi baai, aamhi nasto mungyanche bhalte laad karit..aaj tyanna paavdar dili, udya tya lipstick maagtil!

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Funny Drunkard Joke in Marathi

Posted by 2 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Ekda eka saadhula ek bewda yeun dhadkto.

Sadhu(ragaun): Murkh mansa, mi tula shraap deto.

Bewda: Ek minute thamba…mi glass gheun yeto!

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Drunkard Joke 140 Characters

Posted by 2 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Timbunana khup daaru piun rastyane zingat chalat astana ek kutra tyanchyavar saarkha bhunkat asto.

Timbunana vaitaagun rastyachya kadela aslela ek mottha dagad kutryala maarnyasathi uchalnyacha prayatna kartaat. Pan dagad jaagcha halechna.

Shevti niraash houn Timbunana udgaartaat, “Waahre kaay jamaana aahe..aajkal lok kutryanna mokle sodtaat ani dagad baandhun thevtaat!”

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Doctor Patient Marathi Joke

Posted by 2 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Vedyanchya ispitalat sagle vede bebhan houn naachat astaat, pan ekjan maatr shantpane baslela asto.

Te baghun doctor kutuhalaane tyanna vichartat, “tumhi saglejan kashasathi nachtaahet?”

Nachnare vede, “amhi lagnaache varhadi mhanoon naachtoyat.” Tevha doctor shantapane baslelyala vichartat, “tumhi nahi nachat ahat?” To uttar deto, “Murkha, disat nahi..mi navardev aahe te!”

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Hilarious Marathi Jokes

Posted by 2 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Sakharam tukaramchya 60th (saathvya) wadhdivas partyla yeto.

Sakharam: Ha cakevar bulb ka lavlay?

Tukaram(hasun): Are 60 menbattya lavayla tras padat hota, mhanoon 60 Wattcha bulb laun takla!

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Marathi Jokes 160 Words

Posted by 2 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: “Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi”
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te”.

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