Jokes of the Day

Ladi Teacher:
Kahan Hay Copy?
Kahan Hay Pen?Boy:
Jab Se Tumhain Dekha Hay..

Kia Copy Or
Kia Pen

(,”)
Tere Mast-Mast Do Nain
Mere Dil Ka Lay Gaye Chain…!

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Zardari School SMS – Hindi SMS

Admission Open ZICM Zardari Institute Of Corruption & Management Offers Degrees In:
MSc (Masters in Social Crimes)
M.I.T (Masters In Thefts)
M.B.B.S (Masters in Bomb Blasting Suicide)
M.B.A (Masters in Bankrupt Art)
…M.C.S (Masters in Corruption Sciences)
Also 6 Months Diploma In 10% Commission Management

Ek Aadmi Taxi Driver Se,

Ek Aadmi Taxi Driver Se:
Bhai Speed Slow Karo,
Mere 17 Chotay Chotay Bachay Hain.

Taxi Driver:
Kanjra.
Apni Speed Vekhi Aa.

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Tumhari Aakhri Kuwahish Kia Hai

Jaj Mujrim Se:
Batao Tumhari Aakhri Kuwahish Kia Hai?’

Mujrim:
Aik Mobile Nokia N73,
5 Karror Rupe,
Aap Ki Beti Se Shadi,
U.S.A Ka Viza,
2 Saal Ka Haneymoon,
6,7 Bache Jo Aap Ko Nana Nana Kahen
Aur Mujhe Papa,Aur Main
Un Sab Ki Shadi Karwa Don
Us K Baad Aap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzoor Hoga.

Juj:
Hahahahaha Meri Koi Beti He Nai.
Tanggo Salay Nu

Damam Saas SMS

Ek Shaks Susral Gaya
Uski Saas Nay Use 7 Din Tk
Subah Sham Palak Or Saag Khilaya
8wn Din Pucha Kya Khao Gy..?

Damad:
Khait Dikha Do Khud He Char Aaon Ga… ;->

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Three Drunk Ed Men Stopped A Taxi

Three Drunk-Ed Men Stopped A Taxi
Taxi Driver Figured Out That They’re Not In Their Senses,
He Thought To Fool Them,
He Switched On The Motor And Switched It Off & Said:
“We R Reachd”.
The First Man Gave Him Money
Second Said Thanks But The Third Slapped Him Hard!
The Driver Got Perplexed Thinking This One Might Hv Realized
The Car Didn’t Move An Inch “What Was That For?”
The 3rd Drunk Said:
Control Ur Speed Man!
U Almost Killed Us! =P ;->

2010 Ending Jokes

2010 Ending Jokes..

Black Dukandar Sy:
Uncle Rang Gora Krny Wali Cream Hy..?

Dukandar:
Han Hy..

Bcha:
Tu Saaly Lagata Kyon Nahi… =P ;->

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1 Aadmi Dosre Admi Ko Maar Raha Tha

1 Aadmi Dosre Admi Ko Maar Raha Tha,
Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho??
Wo Bola
Sala 1 Ghantay Se Pooch Raha Hy K
Phir Sailab Kab Aaega Muje Rashan Nai Mila..
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