Friend Insult Sms
I’m Proud That You Are My Friend Bcoz You Are
In Short You Are 100% Mad!!
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, donâ€™t misunderstand.
Ur 5 qualities:
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo;-)
How Pakistani professors speak english,
1. Donâ€™t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed awayâ€¦
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen Iâ€™m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.
Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha loâ€¦plzâ€¦
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?
Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.
Thora sa or bura manlo :p
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.