31st March Easter Day Sms Messages

True Silence Is The Rest Of The Mind,
And Is To The Spirit What Sleep Is To The Body,
Nourishment And Refreshment.

31 March Easter Day Message

Missing you a lot on this Easter.
Wishing you were here to celebrate
this holy occasion with me .
Happy Easter

Signs the Easter Bunny is Nuts

10. Neighbors describing him as “a quiet loner.”

9. Removed from a department store last December after screaming at Santa, “You’re going to die up there, fat man!”

8. Can’t stop washing his paws.

7. Colorful eggs now filled with Prozac.

6. Apartment walls covered with photos of Sharon Stone.

5. Met with Dr. Kevorkian about the possibility of a “suicide egg.”

4. Rotting corpse of Energizer bunny recently discovered in his crawl space.

3. Won’t come out of his compound in Waco, Texas.

2. He’s hippity-hopped up on crack.

1. Keeps rubbing himself for good luck.

Rabbit Say To The Carrot

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing at you.

Easter Bunny Married A Chicken

Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!

Bunny With A Dictionary

Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.

Duck Who Plays Basketball

Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.

Difference Between Bunny Lumberjack

Q: What’s the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.

Tired IN April?

Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march

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