31st March Easter Day Sms Messages
True Silence Is The Rest Of The Mind,
And Is To The Spirit What Sleep Is To The Body,
Nourishment And Refreshment.
10. Neighbors describing him as “a quiet loner.”
9. Removed from a department store last December after screaming at Santa, “You’re going to die up there, fat man!”
8. Can’t stop washing his paws.
7. Colorful eggs now filled with Prozac.
6. Apartment walls covered with photos of Sharon Stone.
5. Met with Dr. Kevorkian about the possibility of a “suicide egg.”
4. Rotting corpse of Energizer bunny recently discovered in his crawl space.
3. Won’t come out of his compound in Waco, Texas.
2. He’s hippity-hopped up on crack.
1. Keeps rubbing himself for good luck.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing at you.
Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
Q: What’s the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.