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Funny SMS / Text SMS Messages Collection

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Funny Sms Jokes dialogues

Posted by 1 July, 2013 (0) Comment

Aamir Khan : *Smiling*
Teacher : Aap Muskura Kyon rahe ho?

Aamir Khan : Bahut dino se FB pageka admin banne ki echchha thi … aaj ban gaya hun, bahut maza aa raha hai.
Teacher : Jyada maze lene ki zarurat nahi hai … ok tell me what is a post?

Aamir Khan : Anything that is posted on facebook is post sir.
Teacher : Can you pleaes elaborate?

Aamir Khan : Sir, jo bhi facebook pe log daalte hain wo post hai sir … ghumne gaye toh photo daal diya !!! Post hai sir … sir actually hum post se ghire hue hain sir !!! … Katrina ki pic se ronaldo ki kick tak!!! Sab post hai sir!!! Ek second me comment, ek second me like!!! comment-like comment-like.
Teacher : Shut up! DMIN bnke ye karoge??? comment-like comment-like… Hey chatur tum batao?

Chatur : Pictures, texts or Videos posted through Mobile or Tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating system using internet on facebook is called a post.

Teacher : Excellent!

Aamir Khan : Per sir maine bhi toh o he bola seedhe shabdo main.

Teacher : Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh kisi aur page ke admin bano.;>

Aamir Khan : Par sir dusre admin bhi toh …
Teacher : Get out!
Aamir Khan : why sir?
Teacher : seedhe shabdo me bahar jayiye.

*Aamir Khan goes out and comes back*

Teacher : Kya hua?

Aamir Khan : kuch bhool gaya tha sir.
Teacher : kya?
Aamir Khan : An utility button given us to protect our private data. i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else.

Teacher : kahna kya chahte ho??
Aamir Khan : Logout sir!!! logout karna bhool gaya tha.
Teacher : seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?

Aamir Khan : thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya !! :):):)

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CID Crazy Facts

Posted by 23 May, 2013 (0) Comment

Crazy C.I.D Facts :

1. Daya has the world record of breaking most number of doors.

2. C.I.D bureau has 1 Toyota qualis since last 11 years.

3. In entire 20 storeyed building of C.I.D only 7 people works.

4. There is no POLICE, C.I.D handles every case.

5. Accused person accepts his crime only after getting slap from Daya on face.

6. None of them ever got promotion, not even ACP.

7. Salunke just presses CONTROL & ALT, & gets Finger prints tested.

8. people remember a person they just saw once & give exact sketch.

9.End of episode, all criminals get phassi :P :D

Konsa point sab se mazey ka tha?:D

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Jerry is Here

Posted by 23 May, 2013 (0) Comment

Arab couple went to London.
One day in the hotel room, the husband heard his wife scream,

“Far! Faarr Far!”(which is the Arabic word for Mouse)
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He wanted to inform Room Service but didn’t know what the English word for “faar” is

Husband: Hello, room service?

Room service: Yes sir, how can I help u? :)

Husband: hmmmm, U knw Tom & Jerry?
Rom service: Yes, sir, I know Tom & Jerry:/

Husband: habibi Jerry is here. :D

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Tom & Jerry Sms

Posted by 3 April, 2013 (0) Comment

Arab couple went to London.
One day in the hotel room, the husband heard his wife scream,

“Far! Faarr Far!”(which is the Arabic word for Mouse)
.
He wanted to inform Room Service but didn’t know what the English word for “faar” is

Husband: Hello, room service?

Room service: Yes sir, how can I help u? :)

Husband: hmmmm, U knw Tom & Jerry?
Rom service: Yes, sir, I know Tom & Jerry:/

Husband: Jerry is here. :D

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Funny Text Sms

Posted by 13 March, 2013 (0) Comment

Beth Kar Tanha Yeh Sochta Hun

“WasSI”
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Khatam Ho Gai Zindagi Par Bachi Koi Na Phasi… =P ;->

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young doctor open clinic

Posted by 23 September, 2012 (0) Comment

Ek young Dr. ny clinic khola
Thori dair bad 1 aadmi aya
Dr ny apny aap ko busy show karny
k lye phone ka receiver uthaya or
apointment deny k style main bolnay laga.
Farigh hony k baad admi say: G sir?
Aadmi:
PTCL sy aaya hoon phone activate krne k liye.

Sab Kuch Mil Jata Hy Esi Dunia Me,,
Faqat 1 Wo Shakhs Nahi Milta

Jo hmari Bijli Band Krta Hy
(‘,’) Putar Tu Mil 1 vari Bs fer Dekh…

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Height of dreaming

Posted by 13 September, 2012 (0) Comment

Height of dreaming:
Last Night Bill Gates
came in my dream and said
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Yaar Farhan…
teray pas windows xp ki CD hai?
kal wapas kar dun ga…

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Funnu Message

Posted by 9 September, 2012 (1) Comment

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

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Hindi Funny Sms

Posted by 27 August, 2012 (0) Comment

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On”",
I Have Coins!

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funny sms message

Posted by 27 July, 2012 (0) Comment

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don’t worry I don’t cry,
I’m just happy that cows can’t fly!

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