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Your Licence To Wear Black

Posted by 14 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->

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1 Bar

Posted by 14 May, 2011 (0) Comment

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena

Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

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jo Pappi De

Posted by 14 May, 2011 (0) Comment

jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo Or
Jo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti Lelo….
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Wazir-E-Pappi

Veena Malik..

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A Tip For All Girls

Posted by 29 March, 2011 (0) Comment

A tip for all girls – How to know if its true Love?

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On Wednesday, March 30, 2011, If your lover spends

the entire day with you, instead of watching the India Pakistan semifinal match….

Marry him!!! :-D

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Pathan Jokes

Posted by 21 March, 2011 (0) Comment

Pathan 1: “Yar meri miss kehti hai bhens ka doodh penay se dimagh tez hota hy.”

Pathan 2 :” Mazak karti hen , agar asa hota to bhens ka apna baccha ENGINEER na hota.”

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Definition OF Mathematics

Posted by 21 March, 2011 (0) Comment

An exact Definition OF Mathematics:

>Mathematics is study of finding a black CAT in a dark room….

When there is no CAT actually :-D :-)

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Breaking News

Posted by 21 March, 2011 (0) Comment

“Breaking News”

Adnan Sami Apni building k 10th floor se neechey gir gaye….

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Aur…

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Thippa Kha k wapis ooppar chaly gae..  :-)

 

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Under C Level

Posted by 20 March, 2011 (0) Comment

Father:”How Are Your Grades,Son?”

Son:”Underwater dad”

Father :”Underwater ?What do You mean ?”

Son:”They’re below C level”  :D

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Funny Realities

Posted by 20 March, 2011 (0) Comment

Funny Realities:

>>A mini heart attack you get when you swing back a bit too much on your chair :D

>>Watching Horror Movie & asking someone to walk with you to the washroom… :p

>>Telling The Dentist :”Don’t ask me questions,I can’t answer with your hand in my mouth!” :-x

>>After Switching off the lights downstairs,you run upstairs for your life ! :D

>>Ignoring the 1st slice of bread because it looks ugly! :p

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Free SMS

Posted by 26 February, 2011 (0) Comment

Apke Khayal Mai Main Apko
Sms Kyun Karta Hon..?

I Miss U?

I Like U?
OR

I Need U?
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Chal Bay
Free Sms Pore Karne Hote Hen..

Isi Liye ;-)

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