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Funny Jokes

Your Licence To Wear Black

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->

1 Bar

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena

Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

jo Pappi De

jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo Or
Jo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti Lelo….
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Wazir-E-Pappi

Veena Malik..

A Tip For All Girls

A tip for all girls – How to know if its true Love?

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On Wednesday, March 30, 2011, If your lover spends

the entire day with you, instead of watching the India Pakistan semifinal match….

Marry him!!! :-D

Breaking News

“Breaking News”

Adnan Sami Apni building k 10th floor se neechey gir gaye….

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Aur…

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Thippa Kha k wapis ooppar chaly gae..  :-)

 

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Funny Realities

Funny Realities:

>>A mini heart attack you get when you swing back a bit too much on your chair :D

>>Watching Horror Movie & asking someone to walk with you to the washroom… :p

>>Telling The Dentist :”Don’t ask me questions,I can’t answer with your hand in my mouth!” :-x

>>After Switching off the lights downstairs,you run upstairs for your life ! :D

>>Ignoring the 1st slice of bread because it looks ugly! :p

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