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Posted by 16 May, 2012 (0) Comment

My teacher pointed me with her ruler and said:
at the end of this ruler there is an idiot.
I got detention after asking her: which end?

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Microsoft SMS

Posted by 7 May, 2012 (0) Comment

Pathan In Computer Exam
Examiner:
What Is Microsoft Excel?

Pathan:
It Is A New Brand Of Surf Excel
To Clean The Computer :P

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Why …?

Posted by 14 March, 2012 (0) Comment

Why Do Alabama Grads Put Thier Diplomas In The Windshield?

a: To Park In Handicapped Spaces

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Mat chhino college ke baccho se

Posted by 10 March, 2012 (0) Comment

Mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile,
ye akele rehne se darte hai,
le lo exam bhi FACEBOOK par..
kyun ki ye ek hi chiz to hai jo mann lagakar use krte hae.

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Awesome Moment

Posted by 6 March, 2012 (0) Comment

That Awesome Moment When You Get..
A Good Grade For A Test You Didn’t Study For
&
Suddenly Your Mom Wakes You
&
You Realize It Was Just
A Dream..

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College Jokes

Posted by 22 February, 2012 (0) Comment

Question:
College me ladkiyon ke kitne naam hote hai ?
Ans:4,
.
1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,
.
3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi.

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Side Effects Of Studies

Posted by 22 February, 2012 (1) Comment

Side effect of excess study:

A guy went to restaurant,
He wanted to see the menu but
He forgot what it is called he ask waiter,

.

Syllabus lana…!!!

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College life

Posted by 20 January, 2012 (0) Comment

College life is like Relience!!

” Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein”

Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!!

” Aisi Azadi aur Kahan”

After Engagement is Like Idea!!

” Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi”

After Marrige is like Hutch!!

” Where U go.. network Follows”

After Kid is like BSNL!!

” All lines are Buzy

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majority college students suffer from intense pain of lower jaw

Posted by 26 July, 2011 (0) Comment

studies have shown that majority college students suffer from intense pain of lower jaw

dis is due to uncontrolled yawning during lectures

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Exams Are There

Posted by 26 July, 2011 (0) Comment

Exams Are There,
At The Paper U Stare;

The Answer Is Nowhere,
Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair.

The Teachers Make U Glare,
The Grades R Not Fair,

But Just Like The Past 20 Yrs,
We Dont Care !!

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