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Funny Sms Jokes dialogues

Posted by 1 July, 2013 (0) Comment

Aamir Khan : *Smiling*
Teacher : Aap Muskura Kyon rahe ho?

Aamir Khan : Bahut dino se FB pageka admin banne ki echchha thi … aaj ban gaya hun, bahut maza aa raha hai.
Teacher : Jyada maze lene ki zarurat nahi hai … ok tell me what is a post?

Aamir Khan : Anything that is posted on facebook is post sir.
Teacher : Can you pleaes elaborate?

Aamir Khan : Sir, jo bhi facebook pe log daalte hain wo post hai sir … ghumne gaye toh photo daal diya !!! Post hai sir … sir actually hum post se ghire hue hain sir !!! … Katrina ki pic se ronaldo ki kick tak!!! Sab post hai sir!!! Ek second me comment, ek second me like!!! comment-like comment-like.
Teacher : Shut up! DMIN bnke ye karoge??? comment-like comment-like… Hey chatur tum batao?

Chatur : Pictures, texts or Videos posted through Mobile or Tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating system using internet on facebook is called a post.

Teacher : Excellent!

Aamir Khan : Per sir maine bhi toh o he bola seedhe shabdo main.

Teacher : Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh kisi aur page ke admin bano.;>

Aamir Khan : Par sir dusre admin bhi toh …
Teacher : Get out!
Aamir Khan : why sir?
Teacher : seedhe shabdo me bahar jayiye.

*Aamir Khan goes out and comes back*

Teacher : Kya hua?

Aamir Khan : kuch bhool gaya tha sir.
Teacher : kya?
Aamir Khan : An utility button given us to protect our private data. i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else.

Teacher : kahna kya chahte ho??
Aamir Khan : Logout sir!!! logout karna bhool gaya tha.
Teacher : seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?

Aamir Khan : thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya !! :):):)

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Kolaveri Jese Song Bhi Hit

Posted by 28 September, 2012 (1) Comment

Kehty hain K hamesha Kismat mango Hunar Nahi,

kiun k agar ap k pass achi Kismat ho to,
.
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Kolaveri jese song bhi hit ho Jaatey hain.

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Kolaveri Jese Song Bhi Hit

Posted by 11 September, 2012 (0) Comment

Kehty hain K hamesha Kismat mango Hunar Nahi,

kiun k agar ap k pass achi Kismat ho to,
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Kolaveri jese song bhi hit ho Jaatey hain.

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Jokes About Amir Khan

Posted by 25 June, 2012 (0) Comment

DHOOM 3
Jhohn, Hrithik And Amir On BIKE
Wid Speed Of 200km/Hr
&
.
Rajanikant Overtakes Them
Wid Bicycle N Says
“Beta Save Fuel Use Cycle” :)

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Munna Bhai & Circuit

Posted by 13 December, 2011 (0) Comment

MUNNA BHAI : Aby Circuit,Ye Bata,Agr Bina Daanton Ka Kutta Kaat Le to Kya krnay ka?
.
CIRCUIT : Simple Bhai, Bolay to Bina Sui K 14 Injections Lagwany ka basss.

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Apun Dono ka

Posted by 13 December, 2011 (0) Comment

Apun Dono ka Dosti Ekdum Jhakas Hona Mangta Hy
Jhakas Bole To…
Apun Hira Tu Moti
Apun Sabji Tu Roti Apun Pani Tu Tanki
Apun Tarzan Tu Monkey

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Munna Bhai & Patient

Posted by 12 December, 2011 (0) Comment

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

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Imran Hashmi

Posted by 13 October, 2011 (1) Comment

Director to Heroin:
Tumhen 4 Banday pakren ge phr Hero bachany ayega

Heroein:
Hero kon?

Director:
Imran Hashmi

Heroin:
Te oday kolon menu tera pio bachayega,

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Rajnikant Slapped Himesh Reshamiya

Posted by 1 October, 2011 (0) Comment

Rajnikant Slapped A Child

And

He Started Crying.
.
Ouu Ouu Ouu Ouu Ouoo Uooo…

Today He Is Known
As
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Himesh Reshamiya.

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Bodyguard Movie SMS

Posted by 30 September, 2011 (0) Comment

Film Bodyguard Dekh Kr Andaza Huwa Hy

K Larka Sharif Ho To Girl Friend K 7
Us Ki Friend Bhi Milti Hai

(‘.’)/
< )) Oye Aj Se Me
_/\_ Shareef Hogya Hun! ;->

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