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One Day Dog Dancing Madly Jokes SMS

Posted by 9 May, 2012 (0) Comment

One Day Dog Dancing Madly
On The Merage Of Lion

Lion Ask:
Y R U Dancing Madly

Dog Said:
I Am Also Lion Before Merrage

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Kutta Toh Sher Jesa Lagta Hai

Posted by 16 August, 2011 (1) Comment

1st Aadmi:
Aap Ka Kutta Toh Sher Jesa Lagta Hai
Kiya Khilate Ho Is Ko?

2nd Aadmi:
Ye Kameena Sher Hi Hai,
Saala Pyar Wyaar K Chakkar Me Par Gya Tha
Toh Shakal Kuttay Waali Ho Gai Hai. :-]

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I Hate Love Story

Posted by 16 August, 2011 (0) Comment

Chooohy Ko Lagi Billi Gori Gori
Dono Milne Lagy Chori Chori.

Chooha Bola
OH Gori
Ao Khele Ankh Macholi

Billi Chohy Ko Kha Kr Boli:
I HATE LOVE STORY

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An Elephant Meets An Ant

Posted by 16 August, 2011 (0) Comment

An Elephant Meets An Ant.

Elephant:
Tumhari Umer Kitni Hai?

Ant:
25 Saal.

Elephant:
25 Saal Aur Itni Choti?

Ant:
I Use LUX.
Meri Beauty Se Meri Age Ka Patta He Nahin Chalta.

Ant:
Your Age?

Elephant:
5 Saal.

Ant:
5 Saal Aur Itney Baray?

Elephant:
NIDO Jo Peeta Hon :-)

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A Man Saw 3 Parrots 4 Sale

Posted by 16 August, 2011 (0) Comment

A Man Saw 3 Parrots 4 Sale.
He Was Shocked By Abnormaly High Price
D Owner Says D

1st Parrot Can Run MS Office.
Price Ten Thousnd

Other Parrot 15 Thousnd,
A Programmer

D Last Parrot Caried A Tag Of 50 Thousnd
What Does He Do?
Owner Replies:
To B Honest He Does Nothing
But The 2 Parots Call Him BOSS..! ;->

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Loafer Elephant

Posted by 13 May, 2011 (0) Comment

A Group Of Elephants Wer Siting On A Street

A Sexy Femal Elephant Pases By Them
Then A
Loafer Elephant Said.
Wow!

Wat A Figure!!

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James Bond Met A Dog

Posted by 13 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Once James Bond Met A Dog
In A Jungle & Said

I Am Bond…!!
James  Bond…!!

&
The Dog Bites Him
& Replies

I Am Kutta…!!
Pagal Kutta…!!

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I Love U Jaan

Posted by 13 May, 2011 (1) Comment

Murga Murgi Se:
I Love U Jaan.
Main Tumhare Liye Kuch B Kar Sakta Hoon,

Murgi:
Haye Allah Sachi,

Murga: Haan

Murgi:
Chalo Phir Aaj Anda Tum Do….!.

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Awara Larki

Posted by 13 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Ek Ladki Shop Per Bolne Wala Tota Lenay Gai
Larki Totay Se:
Main Kesi Lagti Hoon

Tota:
Awara Lagtee Ho

Larki:
Tota Badtameez Hay
Shopkeeper Ne Totay Ko Leja Ke Pani Me Dubaya Or Pocha: Gali De Ga?
Tota :
Nahi

Larki Totay Se:
Agar Mere Ghar Per Mere Sath Ek Admi Ay To Tum Kya Socho Ge

Tota:
Tumahra Shohar Hoga

Larki:
Agar 2 Admi Ho To

Tota:
Tumhara Shohar And Devar

Larki:
Agar 3 Ho

Tota:
Shohar Devar And Bhai

Larki:
Agar  Ho To?

Tota:
Pani Lay Aao Mene Pehlay Hi Kaha Tha
K
Awara Hai

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Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha

Posted by 13 May, 2011 (0) Comment

Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha.
Jab Wo Wapis Aya

To Us K Baap Ny Pucha:
Urh K Kaisa Laga?

He Replied:
Bohat Maza Ayaa,
Muje Dekh K
Har Koi Taaliyan Baja Rha Thaa….

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